Hanson

Possibly the best band ever. With the most annoying fans.

Dude, I love Hanson so much!

by actuallykichi December 3, 2024

hasonaso

someone who is really annoying you.

"ugh stop being such a hasonaso!"

by hasotomynaso April 10, 2025

Hammonton Middle School

A Mid ass school that employed the absolute fucking goat. Jason Massara.

Hammonton Middle school sucks ass but at least Mr Massara is there

by GEMGD22_22 August 5, 2025

Hammond

deeply derogatory term for a sexual predator, especially a pedophile or rapist. Used to label someone as the lowest form of human being, beyond redemption, and deserving of universal contempt. Comparable to “nonce” in UK slang or “chomo” in US prison slang.

Look at that Hammond, what a horrible human

by Allen shone August 8, 2025

Haosong

Haosong do not play. He is ticklish on his knees, and he always has a beautiful girl on his arm. He's horrible at photos but makes up for it by being Chinese (Qingdao)!!1!1!! Always left handed but also writes with the right hand... but you'd never know. He is as buff as Hulk 👅

Mark lee: yo that guy is so cool.. and chinese?

Renjun: i am Chinese. He is definitely a Haosong

by Ye is Goat August 18, 2025

Hansonyik

Gay sex lover who likes furry porn a bit too much

You're such a hot sexy hansonyik!

by yiksy September 27, 2025

Hammonism

Hammonism (noun): A faith-based practice within the spiritual movement of Chonkism, centered on the worship of Himothy Ham, a living cat recognized as the prophet-avatar of the Eternal Chonk, embodying chonkiness—the robust, serene essence of plump felines. Rooted in Chonkism's view of chonkiness as a neutral state with potential for harmony or imbalance, Hammonism establishes a dedicated tradition with established practices and teachings, guided by the Meow-nifesto of Ham. Unlike Chonkianity, which fosters a spiritual connection through communal online efforts to nurture chonkiness’ inherent balance, Hammonism emphasizes individual reverence for Himothy’s divine legacy.

Example 1: "She follows Hammonism, drawn to Himothy Ham’s chonky wisdom through its traditions."
Example 2: "His Hammonism journey begins with the Meow-nifesto of Ham’s teachings."

by Church of the Mighty Ham October 10, 2025