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Camel Hammock

The unfortunate situation in which one is exhibiting a camel toe whilst their pants are riding up their back side.
Wow, her camel hammock is out in full force today!
by mangobandit June 3, 2011
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hambone

The classic class of male from the late 90's who still thinks that highlighting his hair, shaving his entire body, wearing polos and necklaces, or using excessive amounts of hair gel is still cool. They're often found in gyms. Sometimes they can be used as a footstool after 5 PM. They are often "dude wasted", and give bro-grabs to other hambones.

Hambones become "s-bones" after picking up an STD, not limited, but usually including, mouf herps.
The hambone lost in an obedience contest with a Golden Retriever, which involved difficult commands such as 'sit', 'stay', and 'talk'.
by jjusaaaack February 10, 2009
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banana hammock

a sexual position involving two men and one woman. The men, standing up, position themselves at opposite ends of the woman. The woman lays either on her back or stomach meanwhile the men shove their erect penises, one in the mouth one in the anus or vagina. The men's erections prop the woman in mid-air. Thus making, a banana hammock.

Other versions can involve three women and two strap-ons or three men or three she-males.
Tool A: Bro, wanna run a train on your mom tonight?

Tool B: Nah dude, let's just put her in a banana hammock, she looks rather tired.
by poorfellow June 7, 2009
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Hammond

Or pulling a hammond whereby rather than spending money on branded clothing u spend half as much on double the amount of cheap shitty primark clothing.
by jonny corsane September 23, 2007
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hamjoobley

The word "Hamjoobley" was originally a Native American term for Ugly - their God of Ugliness. They used to use it as an insult toward enemies. Nowadays it is used when describing faeces -
eg. "I have to go drop a Hamjoobley"
or "You are one retarded Hamjoobley"
by Robin January 5, 2005
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hamcost

Hamcost is a term typically used in a dialogue when trying to make the other person feel dumb and throw them off their game. You simply throw in the phrase, "quit being a Hamcost". They Reply, "What's a hamcost?". Then you say, "about $4.50 per pound". It takes some practice, but effective when used correctly
You are in an argument with your buddy Heath, not a bad argument, but just a friendly argument and he starts talking trash. You go, "Heath, stop being a Hamcost". He replies, What the f's a hamcost" and you reply, "about $4.15 per pound dumbass". It will throw off any argument.
by Binderio November 13, 2007
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hamboe

A technique of a good handjob

You slide up slowly and drop down
fast
like a roller coaster!!
She went up slowly teasing me
Then she dropped down fast
it was the best hamboe
shes ever given
by dennise May 22, 2008
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