Gunchstradamas

A Gunchstradamas is someone who has the physical appearance of nostradamas while also being a gunch (a fat worthless piece of fucking shit)

My friend max is a complete Gunchstradamas

by Phineatsbuttpoop December 8, 2025

Floppy Gunch

a name for a vagina that has been fisted and does not please anyone becuase it is so large
also a fat womans vagina

Joe: Hey man check out that babe over there.
Matt: No man, that chicks got a floppy gunch

by urbanhelperman April 15, 2011

Skinnucci guch

A word derived from "scootch", just more gucci/slang

Hungry boi: "om nom nom."
Squashed boi: "Skinnucci guch, will ya?"

by sirswaggyshadz May 30, 2018

Dry-Gulch

When you shit into a toilet and, when flushing, the water rolls the shit around the bowl leaving skid marks all over the inside of the bowl. The appearance looks like you shit into a dry toilet or a "dry gulch".

Brandon:*walks out of bathroom with a smug look on his face*
Brandon's co-worker Jimmy:*walks into stall* Jesus man, what in the fuck did you do in here, there's shit all over the bowl?!? Did you even flush?
Brandon: Mexican buffet last night bro!
Jimmy: You dry-gulched the toilet man - might as well just replace it since we can't use it now.

by OG T-Dogg 55 August 13, 2020

Man gulch

When your man is holding his cock and he slides it up and down from your asshole to you pussy.

Yo man you ever man gulch, I did it last night and she was lovein it

by Dickel#1 June 27, 2021

Arman Gurcan

Chillest guy ever, no enemies, good to be around, steeling peoples girls.

Arman Gurcan is so chill when it comes to school. Arman Gurcan pulls all the girls.

by no_vipers.com May 31, 2023

Camp Jones Gulch

Apart of the San Francisco YMCA chapter. A place where people of all ages go to have fun. The best place on earth.

Jerry: I had so much fun last summer.
Kevin: What, did you go to Camp Jones Gulch?

by Hipster the VIII March 4, 2011