gootnap

melted plastic army men. (This is never a good thing.)

Dude, that smells like gootnap!

That test was a bunch of gootnap.

by mishell February 11, 2008

Gootard

The word used to say 'gutted' to a fucktard.
Works best as a solo word.

'I just completely pwned myself running upstairs.'
'Gootard.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

groob bag

means to grab a boob first letters in both words are changed

i just got a full on groob bag on that shorty

by chawncy November 20, 2009

Goothy

Means good .

Hey Ma' What 's Goothy ?

by Chanse Alexxxandra November 11, 2009

Gootchmonster

When pieces of feces are attached and/or stuck to the hair of your taint/gootch

Common Abbv: Gootchmonst

Dan: Ugh my taint is itchy I think it was invaded by a gootchmonster.
Steve:That sucks. I had to go to a doctor for those

by spartan9664 January 21, 2010

Groated

Getting brutaly bashed or killed, neck cut open, limbs chopped, face belted into a bloody pulp

Oi did you see that redneck get the shit kicked outta him....he got Groated!

by Razzaninja August 12, 2010

Grooberto

The act of simultaniously pooping on someones lawn and sawing they're dog in half.

yeah man, i totally saw you grooberto mr jenkins last wednesday!

i know, i did it in the daytime!

by HolyCrap90 September 2, 2010