greasy tard

A greasy tard is a person who is extremly and mentally stupid/ and or ugly.
They dont shower and are greasy skids.

1.Dillon is a greasy tard.
2.Peter criss is a greasy tard.
3.james is also a greasy tard.

by Mark st johns mother April 24, 2005

greasy grapefruit

when ones balls have been covered in vaginal fluid and the girl sucks it off with her tongue, but there is still some residue, but its not over, then the guy goes to the store to buy cigarettes and he sharts

Alex: man last week was so jank! dude i had greasy grapefruits like every day!

Sam: has you r girlfriend ever given you a greasy grapefruit?
Hansel: NO!
Sam: Well its amazing!

Megan: last night i gave my boyfriend a greasy grapefruit! WOOHOO!

Tyler: Dude, Jenny gave me a greasy grapefruit last night!
KJ: Was it awesome?
Tyler: Fuck no, Jenny was jank!
KJ: Shit, i want it from sami!!

by burning swan figs March 31, 2010

greasy grove

When you bring a girl back from a club to fornicate, and she reveals to you her coochie after a long night of bumpin’ and grindin’ on the dance floor. The sweaty build up on the va-jay jay that creates a smell similar to that of a taco bell dumpster fire is a Greasy Grove

Nico got blue balled by his one night stand after being exposed to her greasy grove.

by Whistlefist January 29, 2018

Greasy Tears

Tears dispenced by the eyes of an obese person.

Hey! Enough of your greasy tears!

by Wiesty May 31, 2005

greasy skillet

While having sex in the kitchen, the guy sits the girl on the stove top(electric so that it has the coils) and continues to fuck her. He then turns on the coil that she is sitting on without her noticing and it burns her ass. He should then act like he has no idea why she is screaming and try to get her to sit there as long as possible. Caution must be used so as not to burn the cock or balls.

Ashley was pissed when I gave her that greasy skillet last week, but I just told her that the switch must have accidentally got bumped and that when she kept screaming that it was hot I thought she was talking about the sex.

by pearljamhead9 October 26, 2007

Greasy Night

You've had anal sex and end up with a lot of shit on your penis, you have had a greasy night.

Brain: I heard you had a one night stand last night.
Chad: Yeah, but she was a proper minger, ended up having a greasy night!
Brain: That's fucking gross!

by UD Editor May 07, 2022

greasy weasy

A greasy weasy is when someone has let out a wet fart and smells REALLY bad.

Ugh, Dave just let out a greasy weasy! Gross!

by Runescape sword November 24, 2015