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Riding Goblin

The seat between riding shotgun and the driver. Mostly seen when a truckload of friends are packed inside a crew cab white RAM truck and the smallest guy has to sit someplace.
Damn it, why do I have to ride in the middle? Is it because I’m the smallest guy so I guess I’ll be riding goblin.
by T_baggin_Ur_Mom October 4, 2019
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Fud goblin

Small wretched creature which lurks within the depths of a stinky meat cave occasionally appearing at the surface to lick up crusty cum embedded in the pubic hair.
Rachel’s fanny is that horrific that it has attracted a fud goblin which has taken residence within.
by Raunchers November 3, 2019
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hunched goblin

exact same sexual position as the "piledriver," with the male facing away from the female instead of towards her.
when i was getting it on with karen last night i almost broke her neck during the hunched goblin.
by mick_the_skin September 19, 2009
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Goblin Threeway

Woman on her period having a train ran on her by at least three sunburned ginger midgets.
Did you hear, Gina had a goblin threeway last night.
by Dark_Arcanine89 December 12, 2022
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Room Goblin

Someone who resides in their room 24/7 in utter darkness only coming out for food and water. Having hardly showered or washed their clothes i.e., a Discord Moderator
Jack: "Who lives in that room?"
Sam: "No one knows. Apparently he's a Room Goblin"
by Homielander March 5, 2023
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Toe Goblin

1. Noun: The toe goblin is an elusive beast which lurks beneath couches, waiting for a pair of unsuspecting feet to approach.

2. Noun: One who has an unhealthy obsession with toes.
Hey, you know that guy Charlie? He's a total toe goblin.
by NightmaresNightmares September 6, 2019
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content goblin

A person who will do anything to produce internet "content" for views & follows, to the degree of creating controversy out of otherwise boring situations.
All he does is go into town with a camera and call the cops because it gives his 20k youtube channel clickbait video titles, such a content goblin.

All she does is film random clouds and call them aliens, what a weasley little content goblin.
by eelbucket March 30, 2022
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