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glass trumpet

When one person validates another's virgin anus with some foreign object, such as a glass bottle, baseball bat or a set of num-chucks. Due to the fragility of the virgin ass, glass is used to repesent it's delicate nature.
Chuck Norris gives the world a glass trumpet on a daily basis.
by The Koala Catcher January 5, 2009
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glass in the ass

erotic video. Man squats over a small glass, lowering his anus, forcing the glass into his asshole. Upon completely entering his asshole, the said glass breaks. He proceeds to pull the broken, bloody pieces out of his asshole, while the horrified viewer screams and cringes.
man, that lecture was as painful as glass in the ass.

That asshole at the bar was totally a glass in my ass.
by theguywithglassinhisass December 17, 2008
mugGet the glass in the assmug.

White glass

When you cum in a cup than your girl drinks it like a glass of wine
"Girl you want a white glass"
by Freakyblackguy May 23, 2016
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Shards Of Glass

The feeling in your throat the day after giving oral sex to a male partner
I blew Keaton last night and now I have shards of glass, aw shucks.
by Viva-De-Mi-Es-Chipotlé June 2, 2015
mugGet the Shards Of Glassmug.

emo glasses

A type of black-framed glasses often worn by emo enthusiasts and lesbians. Also occasionally seen worn by guys who are trying way too hard to look smarter than they actually are.
Emo glasses can be seen frequently in non-chain coffee shops in college towns.
by Ryan Thompson August 10, 2004
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glass wipe

one who wipes glass (before serving drinks); a bartender
"Hey glass wipe, can I get some service down here?!"
by c. stevens November 22, 2005
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Glass Ceiling

A wrestling term, symbolizing the barricade keeping the perrenial upper-mid carders from main events. Usually used in the sense of backstage politics in wrestling, with one wrestler being accused of holding another down (as in: below the glass ceiling)
by CM Oreo April 4, 2004
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