by cactusbiter July 20, 2008
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a man who drives a big old car eg. a senetor or granada 2.9i ghia x, wears a sheepskin coat, and taks nothing but drivel repeating the phrase " two grand" over and over. he is always in the pub and always trying to sell you something you don't need
by Dog Robo June 1, 2009
Get the gaffer mug.An Ivanhoe tribal act of militious beatings, whereby the victim's legs are pulled behind their head. This exposes the anus to penetrating thrusts and spankings. GBK have taken part in this
by GBK May 10, 2005
Get the gdaffi mug.mentally and/or physically "challenged", usually someone who is insecure and skips out on activity's
by 7thsuperman August 27, 2011
Get the Glaffy mug.Noun; a mental deficiency such as the inability to retain a certain piece of information. For example the name of a certain person.
A man said to his wife: "You're brother-in-law's first name is a glarf to me, I know that you have told me a thousand times but I just can't retain it."
by Charlie A November 9, 2008
Get the glarf mug.darwin's theory stated that human evolved from apes...gaffer evolved from grains cross breeded with coconuts.
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