glock 19

my kinda gun

im gunna shot you with my glock

by travis January 15, 2004

Grock-retarded

Adjective to describe:

1) a guy who can't seem to understand when a girl isn't interested in him

2) a guy who falls for a girl, and continues to like her, even after she treats him like crap (see green chick)

3) a guy who is completely oblivious about the girl who likes him, because he is preoccupied with being hung up on another girl who is uninterested in him

4) a guy who believes he has found the "perfect woman" but is in fact blinded by physical traits alone that he believes is beautiful, and does not base any of his attraction to the girl on substance or personality

"I don't understand why he's still hung up on her. All she's done is treat him like crap and walk all over him. I guess he's just Grock-retarded."

Girl 1: "I don't know what else I can do. I've flirted with him, I've danced with him, I even gave him my number - and nothing."
Girl 2: "He must still be hung up on that Green Chick. Gosh - sometimes he's so Grock-retarded!"

by love4lyrics August 9, 2007

Glock Rocket

Someone who plays video games online and their main objective is to piss other players off to the point where they want to rip their own pubes out. They do this by doing annoying things such as n00b tubing, stabbing, using rocket launchers, camping, or running around with pistols.

I hate when a Glock Rocket camps at our spawn points!!!

by CallMeACamper November 22, 2010

Glockatized

Death by Glock semi-automatic pistol involving the firing of at least 6 rounds (bullets).

"My MP-5 was empty, so I had to pulled out the G-18 and Glockatized 'em"

by Verbal Kent The Sentinel December 6, 2011

Glock Moment

When another person does something so mind-numbingly stupid that whipping out a glock and busting some caps is simply the only way to handle it

This morning my neighbor asked me if I had a case of the mondays...now that's a glock moment if I ever saw one.

by eastofwest February 8, 2012

Grock

The act of creating a paraphernalia product by removing liquid from a cartridge inside a rechargeable hookah pen and substituting it with weed. These actions produce a bud vaporizer commonly called a "grock" or "g.rock."

Bout' to smoke this grock

by geeezy March 1, 2014

Glockledoodledoo

A fetish for hiding a pistol in your vagina

Did you hear about the sexy chick at the bar? I hear she’s a total glockledoodledoo

by Ambid January 12, 2019