dick goggles 

When a guy who's normally ugly, or a huge douchebag, or otherwise unappealing starts to look that damn good because you want his dick that badly. It's probably not even good dick, or he doesn't know to use it, you just crave it because you know the guy's willing to let you have it. Of course, you're regretting it as soon as you both walk through the door of your bedroom.

C: I cannot believe I fucked David. But DAMN I was so horny for his little chode.
K: You had your dick goggles on, didn't you?

dick goggles by real.calien January 25, 2009

Beard Goggles 

When a man seems really attractive, simply by virtue of having a beard. Usually this pertains to people who otherwise are nothing special to look at.

Dude, Derek Anderson is so not hot. Take off those beard goggles.

Beard Goggles by Pogonophile December 1, 2010

fear goggles 

What you're looking through the morning after you wore beer goggles and had a one night stand.

I must have been pretty drunk last night, because the girl I woke up with looked totally awful through my fear goggles.

fear goggles by Ben Frey May 17, 2006

arabian eye goggles

Putting your balls over her eyes and then dotting her forehead with your asshole. Hence arabian goggles

She was feeling home sick so I gave her the old Arabian eye goggles.

arabian eye goggles by Big Pimpin January 16, 2004

Dubstep Goggles 

When women appear hotter do to the dirty beats that ravers call Dubstep

similar to beer goggles

bro #1: "Yo bro you see that pussy i was grindin up on when Rusko was up thar?"
bro #2: "dude she was ugly as hell you totally had Dubstep Goggles

Dubstep Goggles by ^1up^ March 6, 2011

asain goggles

It's when the male testicle sack is put on someones eyes. Therefore making the eyes covered up.

When my friend fell asleep I put asian googles on his eyes, when he woke up he thought he was blind.

asain goggles by Robbie Young April 7, 2004

Walnut Goggles 

What a person has as a result of a guy placing his sack on their face and spreading it apart so that each nut is snuggled into each of the person's eye sockets.

Shut up or else you'll be wearing some walnut goggles!!

Walnut Goggles by Psycho Steve January 9, 2008