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Gnome Funeral

when a hostile neighbor or mexican landscaper runs over the garden gnome with a lawn mower or demolishes it with another yard tool. Crazy cat ladies or the elderly then perform a burial for their wooden trolls.
Cole: Why does grandma have all those little dirt spots in the backyard?
Eddy: Well, she shot the neighbor's dog so he decapitated all her garden decorations with a chainsaw. All those dirt piles are freshly dug graves we are going to put the gnomes in after the gnome funeral or their spirits will kill children like you and I, Cole.
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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DJ Funeral

A totally rad, mad lad who DJs church gatherings at the totally rad event of somebody's EPIC death. Typically a tall and white teenage male from the U.S.
Man, Xavier's such a DJ Funeral!
by Magical unicorn space dolphin October 29, 2018
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Someone who plays females to get what they want. Manipulates them into sex and then break their heart. Wondering why they werent enough.
Bro, you really fucked her up. You're such a michael fuller.
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funger

the action of fingering and fucking a female simultaneously.
Evan: "yo, Joey i totally fungered dat hoe last night".

Joey: "wash your hand, bro. that's some nasty shit".
by fungerguy July 7, 2010
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Fuller

a complete asshole of a coach that is very fake and goes to coaching clinicks and fakes baseball knowledge.
Man the coach this year is a real Fuller
by suckit5 March 20, 2009
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funderfull

Person1: whats up! how are you

Person2: im funderfull
by Dustin Ross May 29, 2007
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Viking Funeral

Excellent sex after ending a relationship.

When a power couple decides to split up and send their relationship off with flaming hot sex.
Paid homage to our ended relationship last night with a Viking Funeral.
by VolcanicSiren January 28, 2018
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