flesh apron

see gunt.

when she took off those skin tight party pants she had a flesh apron the size of a buick.

by grinder November 27, 2003

flesh mullet

A roll of flesh at the back of someone's brush cut.

His flesh mullet undulated as he spoke.

by I got no pants April 23, 2003

flesh capacitor

A slutty person (male or female), able to accept lots of "flesh", in other terms, can contain lots of penis both simultaneously and sequentially.

"That chick had three dudes in her at the same time. She's quite the flesh capacitor."

"That man has a train run on him every night. Talk about a flesh capacitor."

by CoMo Norseman September 14, 2008

Flesh Surfer

A Flesh Surfer is someone with a fetish for the 'larger' members of the opposite sex. The idea being that you have to slap a leg and catch the first wave in. Beginner Flesh Surfers should be advised to stay between the flags.

"Hey Alex, That's the 5th big'un in a row. Your a professional Flesh Surfer"

by Doc Hero March 28, 2009

Fleshcave

A small cave made of flesh that occasionally are inhabited by One Eye Trouser Snakes. You may also find the rare yet beautiful Tube-Steak smothered in Underwear inside from time to time.

Did you see that fleshcave, OMG the sugar walls!

by 09h4395hyg0o34 June 16, 2010

Flesh Pancaking

v. The movement of the large flattened breasts of a particular female in two similar elliptical paths. Caused by the significant thrusting force of another.

I was banging her so hard she was Flesh Pancaking!

by RedDan69 January 26, 2011

Flesh Jousting

A description of sexual contact of any kind

She's alright, wouldn't mind doing a bit of flesh jousting with her

by Seb Squires August 7, 2011