flabergasted

so absolutely boggled to the point were you start to speak mush

when the beast was hurt I was flabergasted!!!

by ummamelaniestan October 5, 2018

Flake

A confusing/disappointing person whom you have misjudged as a reliable, that continues to vote party lines.

And is appropriately named Jeff Flake, the Arizona Senator.

Jeff Flake called for a postponement of the Kavanaugh vote, as if he cared. Then flaked out and voted with the party of deplorables anyway.

by Angry snowflake in Detroit October 7, 2018

Flacerbanerb

An number that ends in a number 0-9 that when divided by a number that ends in the same number equals that number.

75/15=5 is a flacerbanerb
125/25=5 is a flacerbanerb

by Magicwords July 28, 2019

Flake

A twitch streamer who promises their viewers a 24 hour stream but quits very early. This behavior is typically seen in male tft streamers who make fun of people on the autism spectrum and use attractive female streamers as beards.

Steve - "Yo Dave are you excited for K3soju's 24 hour stream tomorrow?" Dave - "hahaha excited? that dude is a hardcore flake. I'd be surprised if he lasted 6 hours."

by BlenderResidentSleeper December 26, 2019

Fakerpuff

Someone who claims to be Hufflepuff, but who exhibits traits opposite to that of the house such as being disloyal, lazy, petty, and egotistical.

Guy - You cheated on him?
Girl - Yea, he wasn't giving me the attention I needed.
Guy - Fakerpuff.

by 123OFOTCNCOGWE321 May 27, 2021

Flake

A flake is someone who generally makes plans with you, promises to do things with or for you but can never seem to follow through. When confronted with their behavior they usually get defensive and run away.

Jonty promised to paint Cameron’s house. He never showed up. We made plans saturday to paint and he came up with an excuse why he couldn't show up. Jonty is a flake.

by Camjo February 16, 2022

Flake Wilson

Someone that agrees to do something then when the time comes backs out of it and has committed to do something else because he/she has totally forgot.

Adam: Hey, are you still ok to help me on Friday as agreed?

Kurk: Arhhh shit, I can’t… I’m now too busy because I got a better offerz

Adam: You fucking flake Wilson!

by Baltic11111 October 18, 2022