Finger hats

The seal on a dairy carton that you pull off when opening

Made popular by Ethan (crankgameplays) on Unus Annus

Ethan: "Now you've gotta make sure you take off all the finger hats ... Take off all the finger hats of the cream"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "The finger hats"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "FINGER HATS"

by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021

Cheese Finger

When your finger inadvertently slips through the toilet paper whilst wiping the ass.

I just shat and gave myself a cheese finger. To top it off, the soap dispenser was empty.

by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2017

Iced Fingering

The art of coating ones index and middle finger with a layer of semen and subsequently inserting said fingers into a vagina/asshole.

Rob: " she has a lovely set of buns...."

Adam: " yeah! She needs a good old iced fingering to go along with them!"

by Rob mullaghy November 26, 2015

Danger Finger

When your anus has gotten wet from splash back or you have cheap toilet paper, then as you wipe, your finger goes through the toilet paper into your anus and feces.

"Damn-it! I was trying to wipe my ass and my finger broke through the toilet paper! I got a nasty case of Danger Finger"

by DangerFinger February 22, 2015

fiber finger

-noun
Sexual term. A defense for unwanted anal play in which the one being probed defecates on the finger(s) of the one doing the probing.

Told you it was exit only, now you have a fiber finger.

by Mr. e stigma May 10, 2010

Finger pow

Aggressively inserting one or more digits repeatedly into a vaginal canal (with permission). Upon completion one removes the digits and forms the hand into the shape of a revolver, shooting it into the air while yelling "pow, pow" and then blowing the smoke from the barrel.

Sniffing afterwards is optional, but appropriate and highly encouraged.

Those college girls love my finger pow skills.

by TheOneWhoLaughsLast January 28, 2016

Grain Finger

A finger that is knobby, large knuckled and extremely rough from dry skin and callouses. Generally an old man's hands have one or more Grain Fingers.

Roger refused to continue to allow his older male neighbor finger his bum and perform a prostate milking when he paid the old man for head. The old man's dry, calloused fingers were becoming too rough and painful. The old man's Grain Finger was starting to feel like a someone shoving a granola bar up his ass.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015