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go find jesus

When your credit card customer service agent is refusing to help you with an issue and they keep repeating something irrelevant to your current problem over and over and over again - so often that you finally get upset and raise your voice, and then they threaten to end the call as if that's a threat, so you ask for their employee number and they say, yes, I can give that to you. So you ask for it, and then they tell you their name only, so you ask for their employee number again. And then they get all scared and say: I told you my name. So you say: what am I supposed to do? Call this giant company back and ask for the most generic name ever? So he tells you that the call is being recorded at which point you inform him that "god hates liars and thieves" and then you pull the phone away from your ear, put the speaker end towards your mouth and say, go find jesus. Basically, you say this to a person who is being a ridiculous heathen.
Go find jesus *hangs up the phone*
by MeleeYourFace March 25, 2025
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find the coins

The answer of what you are looking in find the coins for is gamblingmachine
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Fuck around and find out

Whenever somebody is doing sometging stupid, it is considered fucking around. If you fuck around too much, you may face a repricussion: finding out. Hence the saying "fuck around and find out" it is like a diagram: the more you fuck around, the more you find out.
Hey fool, you trying to fight, huh?
Fuck around and find out punk!
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Guy Find

To locate and procure an item expeditiously; to shop quickly and efficiently without jeopardizing the original intent or quality of product
"We’re down to 1 vehicle in my family as of tomorrow, and I have to guy find our replacement."
- Jered Hanno circa March 2020
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Late Night Finds

Late Night Finds” is a term on TikTok that is particularly utilized for sports clips that usually happened in the past.
John: “Have you seen the trend on tiktok?”
Derrick: “Late Night Finds?”
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Sorry, we couldn’t find:

Sorry, we couldn’t find: a scenario of you getting a girlfriend
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who will i find over the rainbow

Man who will I find over the rainbow

Oh you mean IZ
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