farnan

having to relate to the noises made during intercourse. either from a human or a dolphin.

those must be loud farnans coming from the aquarium

by Shane Pan August 25, 2007

Fernando Tatis jr

Mlb shortstop, most attractive baseball player, batflips to the moon.

Non-baseball fan: Woah who's that?
Baseball fans: Oh, thats Fernando Tatis jr, the future best shortstop in the game and arguably the most attractive mlb player.

by mlb1030 February 24, 2021

farnam

Farnam is the coolest kid in the school with a long d*ck. everyone can trust him, including his worst enemies. He gets all them ladies all the time and everyone is jealous because of him. Farnam is an Persian name in the old days. He’s actually very funny, so if you meet a Farnam act cool so you don’t look like a fool in front of him.

Sara:Hey, I saw Farnam with a boner yesterday!
Alexandra:No way, is it me or I really wanna suck his di... oh hey Farnam!
Farnam:Eyy yo wazzup girls, I’m looking for someone that can do something for me. Could one of you girls help me?
Both:YES!!!

by Bazinga guy March 20, 2020

Ferard

The fictitious couple consisting of Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance Vocalist) and Franklin Iero (Guitarist). The two are actually just friends and bandmates, but some people get a kick out of writing/reading Ferard slash/bandslash fics. Sadly, many non-fans have taken Ferard as fact and use it to torment fans and say that their favorite band is gay. Also spelled/pronounced "Freard" or "Frerard."

Person: Wowo I just read an awesome fic!
Me: What was it about?
Person: It's another Ferard story.
Me: *whacks person with shovel* WHY. CAN'T. YOU. LET. GO. OF. FERARD!?!?!? IT'S FAKE!!! IT'S SICK!!! THEY BOTH HAVE GIRLFRIENDS!!! THEY. ARE. NOT. TOGETHER!!!!!
Person: *is bloody pulp*

by vampXfaerie June 11, 2006

fera

Translated to jap jap speak, this word represents, blow job or fellatio.

Ray <3's giving 1337 fera's.

Girl get over hur and gimme a FERA.

by BB Crisp November 18, 2005

Feras

A crazy, silly boy who trusts his life on Urban Dictionary.

Friend: What are you saying, Feras? That doesn't make sense! You don't know what you're talking about!
Feras: No, no, YOU are wrong. You didn't get the memo. Didn't you see it's in Urban Dictionary? That's the source of real knowledge!

by ye14 September 16, 2012

Feral Cat

An exceptionally hot young lady who is mentally unstable demonstrating the traits of Borderline Personality Disorder. These woman often pick out a nice all American guy that is below their league in the looks department with a high earning potential, of logic mind, exceptionally stable mind, & responsible individuals. They tend to corrupt & ruin their victims & suitors. They can be compared to the "Sirens of the Odyssey". They become exactly what their suitor wants them to become & once committed are hell bent on inflicting emotional pain on their loved ones. Not to be confused with the kitten; Bobcat; Puma; Cougar; Jaguar... A Feral cat is not defined by age. I high number of divorced Pumas & Cougars are likely to be Feral Cats. 1 in 33 hot chicks are thought to be Feral Cats - BEWARE

My exwife; Nicole Richie; Paris Hilton; George Bush Daughters

I was married to a Feral Cat for 8 years of misery

by Kevin Coin September 6, 2007