faking sick

the thing kids usually do when theyre pissed off and want some of that slack. almost every kid in the world has faked sick to school (including me (im doing that while making this right now))

kid on discord call in school: hey bro why arent u in schewl dawg
kid on discord call 2: im faking sick rn
kid on discord call in school: bru ur lucky af😭😭 my parents never believe me

by I like penguinssss January 10, 2024

Falling from cloud 9

When someone says they are “ Falling from cloud 9.” They are stating that they are falling out of love, or losing their happiness because “Cloud 9” itself means extremely happy.

Shes falling from cloud 9. Someone save her.

by therealdifference July 7, 2024

felking

when gas from external force travels up the intestine and emits itself as a burp having gone through the whole body

A: “we were going to town and she started felking. it kinda turned me on, man…”

by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024

Fanking

Derived from figging; the act of shoving a shaved ginger root into the male urethra to induce acute pain

After sex I love to start fanking to finish

by Figlord March 28, 2024

Felking

Flossing with one’s pubic hairs

1: I ran out of floss, so I started felking.

2: What the fuck is felking?

1: It’s when you floss with somebody’s pubic hairs

1: Ew

by J_R_V May 23, 2024

Farking

Rubbing thy anus in circular motions till you have to fart.

I was farking earlier and then i had to shit.

by Z0AR0 June 5, 2024

Falling in reverse

An emo band that should have no fans, the lead singer got arrested and he makes fun of minors and there song “game over” is a meme for a good reason.

Falling in reverse is not a good band

by IWantToBeAFly December 14, 2024