Eastern Sunrise

When a woman passes out at a party and you masturbate into her ear, but than put yellow mustard in teh shape of a sun on her forehead... When she wakes up she'll be too worried about the mustard on her forehead to even bother thinking that maybe she has splooge in her ear canal

Friend1:"Omg!! Did you hear Monica yelling this morning about the mustard on her forehead"

Friend2:"Haha yeah she has no idea I gave her the eastern sunrise"

by LikeYouNeverDidIt May 27, 2009

Easter strength

(adj) a hangover so bad you don't rise again until the third day

John's still sleeping off an Easter strength hangover, so he's not gonna be in class come Monday.

by JohnnyHop April 17, 2010

Easter Purse

Sexual position where the man puts his "eggs" (testicles) into the woman's vagina. It is not recommended to try this position as foreplay, as its much more comfortable for the man post-coital.

Especially popular on Sunday mornings.

Corey's friends were a bit disgusted when he showed them a photo of the Easter Purse he gave his wife.

by MasterBlaster6999 June 2, 2011

entergamer

Entergamer: Person who entertains by gaming. Usually on youtube and/or twitch

Person: Wow he entertains and games
Dominic: He must be an Entergamer!

by Nothing_Is_As_It_seems December 11, 2013

Easter Monday

A jewish holiday in which jewish people go to Walmart or any other store that sells candy and buys the discounted easter candy

Did you see the Jews at Walmart buying the left over easter candy on Easter Monday?

by BigBoy69 April 6, 2015

easter dave

A generic name for a drug dealer.

"Hey, did john call last night? I need to sell myself out again tonight to pay off Easter Dave"

by ThatAwkwardPenguin February 19, 2017

enterprise view

A word used by corporate or headquarters weasel types to condescendingly tell employees that they don’t get the big picture.

Employee: “Why have we been working ten hours of overtime a week that we are not being paid for? This clearly violates the Fair Labor Standards Act.”

Corporate Weasel: “You clearly do not have an enterprise view, if you did you would know that we fuck over all employees on a national level, not just here.”

by P-Biddy November 29, 2018