Emotionally retarded

Showing signs of being a sociopath and generally having no idea of how to interact with humans.

Gf: why don't you pay for everything?

Bf: I have been paying for everything & I would like to borrow $5

Gf: no, I shouldn't have to spend my hard earned money on other people or lend you $5
Bf: are you retarded?

Gf: yes I am emotionally retarded and don't know how to share or give.

Emotionally Retarded

by Really,really? September 28, 2018

Emotional Labor

The energy expended to control your feelings when dealing with other people, particularly in the workplace.

That customer was such an ass! I should be getting paid extra for all of my emotional labor!

by OkiShisa July 8, 2018

emoticonsternation

noun: The unpleasant surprise you get when you choose a seemingly harmless emoticon from the static image palette only to see it animate into something tasteless after you've chosen it and sent it.

Alternate:
noun: An emoticon that looks harmless when viewed in the static image palette, but provides a nasty surprise when you select it and send it by animating into something tasteless.

Imagine my emoticonsternation when that smiley face I sent to my mom turned out to be a bloody horrorshow.

I got fired when I accidentally sent my boss an emoticonsternation.

by jfkelley June 15, 2009

Emoticon Overload

Using an obscene amount of emoticons in a singular text/post/ect.

yes :) seriously it made me super happy :D but then my day got worse because charlie broke up with me! >:( i <3 you soo much, thanks for being here for me :D woah dude, i just realized how much of an emoticon overload that was.

by smileysmileyhappyhappy November 25, 2009

egotistical asshole

A person who thinks they are the embodiment of perfection or have god like qualities; look up Kayne West or Kim Kardashian. A completely useless vain person.

person 1: Hey did you see Kayne last night?
person 2: Yeah, man that guy is an egotistical asshole

by FoxyVixen June 19, 2016

Glass Case of Emotion

NASCAR's Podcast with Ryan Blaney, Kim Coon, and Chuck Bush. Named after the famous Anchorman line. People who listen are called glassholes/

Mark: Hey Johnny, did you listen to the latest episode of Glass Case of Emotion?

Johnny Oh Hai Mark, I didn't know you were a glasshole.

by thecautionlightnews September 17, 2017

Emotional Blow-Job

The act of listing all the good qualities about your friendship with someone, being sure to point out all the things you love about them. Then you expect the same list in return from them and they fail to offer it.

" I just spent 20 minutes telling him how great he was, then I got nothing in return. I just sat there and gave him an emotional blow-job"

by ~Mimi~ December 14, 2008