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There is alot of americans (n sum auzzies) dissin MY country, saying that--
1-we are mongrels,
2.we never brush our teet,
3.we hate the irish,
4.we eat crumpets an scones an drink tea all day,
5.'can't go five minutes without diving into a bottle '.
6.we cant do sport despite inventing them all,
7.we are patriotic,
8.have stupid accents,
9.we are stuck up and claim that we hate america baecuase there men come over and shag all our women ..WTF.
10. automaticaly think were from london

all i can say in reply is

1.how can the americian call us mongreals when we fecking discovered there fecking country
2.we do brush our teeth that is why we dont need to spend £££ getting them whitened etc
3. we dont hate the irish there cool n have amazing FIT accents
4. we hardly ever eat scones n crumptets n so what if we drink tea..it beats sitting on fat asses eating double bugers chips and coke
5. we can go plenty a time with out a drink, u guys just dont no how to have fun. an at least we dont try an fix all our troubles by going on 'trisha' or 'the jeremy kyle show' an gettin cruddy counclling. n if 1 of us were n acholic at least we wouldnt sue the alchol comoany for getting us drunk. (think fat people suing maccds or smokers suing the ciggy company)
6.yes thankyou we did invent them all, an america can hardly critisize us for sport skills we are indeed much better then them at fotball (the most popular sport of all) and 2 u auzzie peeps out there im quite psoitve we won the ashes from you AND we won rugby world cup..and at least we dont call football soccer.
7. WTF most people hate the queen or dont have ne opinion on her theres the occasional old women that collects royal family shit. its called culture (no not hollywood C-U-L-T-U-R-E)
8. most americans probly dont even know what n english accent is (they probly think we all act an talk like hugh grant when actualy hes a twat hus very un-english) there isnt really n english accent cause pretty much every where in england has a different bloody accent.
9. from a girls point of view english men are generally much fitter and a hell of a lot less anooying then americans alothgh auzzies r OK. Most girls like a guy with a GSOH n sorry but most americans tend to be missing that trate.
10. im not from london there is alot of othere place but london ... look it up it you really must.

... So what if America is the nmber 1 power of the world there also the number 1 cause for global warming and dont come any where for trying to prevent it.

sorry about all the typos but im lazy an cant type
American- Wooo i rule cause' im Americian

Englishman- sure wateva u say

Irishman- Hey Mr. England were mates ya know

American- no ur not u h8 each ova now fight kill kill kill lets start a war over nothink n drop aload of atomic bombs n kill sum people.

American2- nah we did that yes2day

Australian- HEY u english guy guve us back our ashes
by sydney rules dis worlde September 1, 2008
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Bristol England

Bedminster, the original part of Bristol, was set up as a hospital for People on a pilgrimage to near by Glastonbury, and if you go to Bristol in the summer you will see things haven't changed much. As the capital of the south west of Britain, home of stone circles and surfers, Bristol is a laid back place.

Bristol is home of the graffiti artist Banksy and experimental artist Damien Hurst, of the Harry Potter author and comedians Bill Bailey and Justin Lee collins. The drama department of Bristol university introduced the stars of Little Britain and it was in homage to this that Vikki Pollard has a Bristol accent. Bristolians are very proud of their vernacular and hence a series of tee shirts have been spourned with sayings such as "Gert Lush" and "Ow bist me babber", other graduates from Bristol Uni include Simon Pegg and the film "Hot Fuzz" filmed in near by Wells gives good examples of local dialect.
Where you too?" "I'm in Brizzle""Speak up me babber, I canse 'ere you" "I'm in Bristol England.
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A New England Soaker

When you blow a load into a girl's belly button and then she eats it with a spoon, like "New England Clam Chowder".
Yo, Last Night I tried to give ma bitch a New England soaker, but there were no spoons in the house, so she had to use a straw.
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England is my city

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England vs America

If you are an American reading this - England is better no cap your kids get shot in school
You have to call the path on the side of the road a sidewalk just in case you forget to walk on the side you dumb sh*ts
You call football, soccer, and rugby, football! wtf?!
You say that we say words weirdly, but we created the language, you just messed it up.
"American English is better than British English"
"Dude NO it's not British English it's ENGLISH dumb twats"
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new england chilli dog

When during gay intercourse, a man takes a dump on the other mans discostick
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Queen of England

to thrust a woman's belly button so forcefully that it breaks the skin, causing it to bleed onto the penis, thus creating a "royal robe". Then, shit on the woman's hair, creating a crown fit for the Queen. And finally, in victory, one must raise his hands over his head in salute to Big Ben.
"Dude, she wanted a fuckin' Queen of England, and I was like 'fuck no, bitch!'"
by Allowishes McGillicutty August 18, 2007
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