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Egg Crate

Similar in nature to the maneuver known as the Arabian Goggles. It involves taking the testicles and then placing them in the eye sockets of one unsuspecting victim (who's conventionally inebriated to the point of unconsciousness. Usually done where other drunk individuals witness the ordeal. Has been known to involve cameras used to capture the image for humiliation of the fore mentioned victim at a time when he's more cognitively fit to feel demoralized.
Dude 1: "Jimmy drank a fifth of 151 the other night and passed out sitting up in his chair with his shoes and all of his clothes still on"

Dude 2: "Oh no bro, somebody must have messed with him in a devastating way"

Dude 1: "Frankie gave him an egg crate. But I still say he got off easy. It could have been an atomic egg crate"

Dude 2: "True..."
by wrightr333 April 29, 2009
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bad egg

Noun. A miscreant, a corrupt person, an untrustworthy person. Cf. 'good egg'.
"That Saddam is a bad egg!"

"Then Dubya's an egg with a stillborn chicken inside it!"
by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005
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you egg

Someone calling you an idiot.
Or you just look like an egg in general.
You: what is Our Science teachers name again?
Me: Mr.Wilson you egg

Or
Me: I look like an egg
by Georgia_The_Egg March 11, 2017
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Cracking Eggs

The act of unloading ones sack onto a woman's face
"What does cracking eggs mean?" James Marriott asked
"Oh damn, I've never even been near a woman"
by James Please Marry Me October 20, 2020
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poop egg

Person 1: did my bird just lay a poop egg
Person 2: no its a pooop thats shaped like an egg
Person 1: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I GET IT UR A POOP EGG
by Jane Volturi November 10, 2018
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good egg

A person who is of great standards. Has done some thing well, or pleased some one.
Rory says 'Can you get me lunch?'
Tom says'I already got it for you'
Rory says 'You're a good egg'
by Soraya Sobh June 23, 2006
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Fat Egg

Someone who is shaped like an egg usually have a small head, a fat body and an even fatter ass. Also An insult to stupidity
by Matt W ....... May 17, 2006
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