by rachel December 27, 2003
A well know high school in the Central Bucks areaof PA, close to trenton. the typical student here comes from a rich family and has never worked for a thing in their life. A typical student will be seen wearing American eagle or abercrombie, the general female populace whor themselves out to the jocks, niether of which group actually has any sort of depth or character.
Although it is one of the most sought after school for enrollment, many of the students barely know how to sit quietly for an hour, let alone listen to the teacher and learn something. The grade average in CB East is about a C minus, brought up from a solid D by the few people who actually utilize the schools wonderful cirriculum.
Although rare, there are a few people who are either enrolled at this school or have survived three grades of brutal conformity and social pressure to become a conformist, coporate whore, who are not completey lost, but many times these people become something much worse. These people are usually branded as geeks or wierd, but are often worse than either of the aformentioned groups. This group includes those who pretend not to be conformist by joining some other group, such as the much hated emos or manga creeps. Avoid these people at all costs.
Even in this hellish envirnoment, there are some who are still nice people. Look for those who are not part of a seemingly close-knit group. Others identifiers include listening to metal and having a general lack of fashion sense.
As a side note, due to the extreme social environments presented here in CB East and the previuos schools those here have attended, such as Tohickon, Unami, and the mini-East, Holicong, all students of this school are either completely numb emotionally, suicidal, or angry. Beware however; attempts to goad those of this species will often result in violent outbursts and extreme pain.
Although it is one of the most sought after school for enrollment, many of the students barely know how to sit quietly for an hour, let alone listen to the teacher and learn something. The grade average in CB East is about a C minus, brought up from a solid D by the few people who actually utilize the schools wonderful cirriculum.
Although rare, there are a few people who are either enrolled at this school or have survived three grades of brutal conformity and social pressure to become a conformist, coporate whore, who are not completey lost, but many times these people become something much worse. These people are usually branded as geeks or wierd, but are often worse than either of the aformentioned groups. This group includes those who pretend not to be conformist by joining some other group, such as the much hated emos or manga creeps. Avoid these people at all costs.
Even in this hellish envirnoment, there are some who are still nice people. Look for those who are not part of a seemingly close-knit group. Others identifiers include listening to metal and having a general lack of fashion sense.
As a side note, due to the extreme social environments presented here in CB East and the previuos schools those here have attended, such as Tohickon, Unami, and the mini-East, Holicong, all students of this school are either completely numb emotionally, suicidal, or angry. Beware however; attempts to goad those of this species will often result in violent outbursts and extreme pain.
Kid 1- "Hey you suck I hate you."
Kid2- "I don't care I'm from CB East."
Kid1- "Screw you, you pussy!"
Kid2 proceeds to dismember Kid1- "I told you, I'm from CB East."
Kid2- "I don't care I'm from CB East."
Kid1- "Screw you, you pussy!"
Kid2 proceeds to dismember Kid1- "I told you, I'm from CB East."
by Megastaine October 08, 2008
by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003
1. East Stroudsburg is a borough in Monroe County, Pennsylvania, United States. It is located in the Poconos region of the state. Originally known as "Dansbury", East Stroudsburg was renamed for geographic reasons when the Delaware, Lackawanna, and Western Railroad opened a station in town.
Its population has shown a slow, steady escalation from 2,648 in 1900 to 3,330 in 1910 to 6,404 in 1940 to 9,888 in 2000, according to census reports.
2. A nice quiet town that has been corrupted by an onslaught of stupid ass New Yorkers. The town is predominantly white but you wouldn't know it looking at the scum that pollutes our streets and retail stores. The area was once the home to small families and older folks and it was an ideal place to have and raise children. Now its full of drugs, crime and murder and a bunch of New Yorkers who think they're cool and can do whatever they want just because they're not from around here and they're bored. GO HOME and leave us alone!
Its population has shown a slow, steady escalation from 2,648 in 1900 to 3,330 in 1910 to 6,404 in 1940 to 9,888 in 2000, according to census reports.
2. A nice quiet town that has been corrupted by an onslaught of stupid ass New Yorkers. The town is predominantly white but you wouldn't know it looking at the scum that pollutes our streets and retail stores. The area was once the home to small families and older folks and it was an ideal place to have and raise children. Now its full of drugs, crime and murder and a bunch of New Yorkers who think they're cool and can do whatever they want just because they're not from around here and they're bored. GO HOME and leave us alone!
Resident #1: East Stroudsburg is so pretty in the fall.
Resident #2: It used to be before the New Yorkers got here.
Resident #2: It used to be before the New Yorkers got here.
by Former South Student 03 March 17, 2009
Greg, the Beast of the East, scored all the points in the game and does everything.
Cmart is the official Beast of the East
Cmart is the official Beast of the East
by BW3Cmart October 11, 2007
Doesn't exist
by MetroManMelbourne November 28, 2020
A shit tip with nought to do Dingles of Burnley have 6 fingers and point at planes, a Rovers fan is a delusional idiot who thinks Blackburn is nice. PNE for life
by PNEFC4LIFE July 21, 2020