Handle-Ears

Handle-Ears are ears that are so big you could hold on to them for stability whilst completing tasks such as receiving a boost over a fence, or riding during sex.

This is caused by an anomaly during conceiving the child.

I couldn't gain stability whilst I was riding Kyle, so I just held on to his Handle-Ears instead!

by Half-Nut May 7, 2020

ear-broccoli

opposite of ear candy, a song unappealing to listen to.

1; "What's that ear-broccoli on the radio?"

2; "Justin Bieber, dude..."

1; "God, have mercy on our souls"

by Somanyrages September 11, 2011

Donut Ear

A person with one or more large, stretched piercings, most often in the ear lobe that resembles a donut.

Sometimes referred to as gauges.

Woah, that guy's donut ears are so big I could use it as a cigarette holder!

by AnonNemo August 29, 2012

ear tagger

The local Country Bar has many rather large woman in attendance. Since they would be offended by many labels such as fat, large, plump, porker or heffers we started calling them "Ear Taggers" (since cows have tags in their ears). It was a way for us guys to refer to them with out getting slapped.

Dude 1: Did you see that table of Ear Taggers over there?
Dude 2: Yeah I did,... whooaa big ladies for sure!!!
Dude 3: Looks like Drunk Cowboy is going to take home #825.
Dude 1: I hope he has plenty of feed, that Ear Tagger will need some breakfast!!!

by Rock Dog July 26, 2014

ear mullet

Bluetooth headset. Much like the hairstyle it is named after, it was once considered fashionable, but is now only sported by dorks.

Check out that guy talking on his ear mullet.

by crooooooow April 18, 2010

Perverted ears

When you hear things wrong, but as sexual terms

I have the most perverted ears, I heard "cubic as "pubic"

by Murphy Lawson October 31, 2009

ear-tart

The act of taking a shit with in your lovers ear hole the proceeding to slice off there ear and eat it like a raspberry tart.
Vincent Van Gogh got an ear tart

Vincent Van Gogh got an ear-tart

by Wise old black man April 2, 2015