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Ethan is the name of a king or god. He is cool, funny, negative at times, and definitely a leader. He is loving towards his family and good to his friends, but if you get on his bad side, be prepared for the worst. Even if all else states otherwise, he is an enigma which can only be truly comprehended by his closest family members. Some will say he has an evil spirit and no soul. Some say he is a pessimist, but he doesn’t take that as an insult, he takes it in as feedback that can help him. He does not like authority at all, and completely defies it. He tries to make his own authority for others to follow. He can’t stand people that don’t have a sense of humor. He is drawn greatly to artistic talent and loves anything that requires great artistic ability. Sometimes you would even think that he isn’t human because right after an injury he bounces right back up like nothing in his way can stop him. He is amazing and you would be lucky to be close to this person
Ethan is the coolest person I know.
Ethan by Ethanos November 26, 2018
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A giant dickhead after he lost his girl he’s started hitting his mom and lied about it never trust him. He will always act tough but on the inside he’s super emotional he knows what he did wrong but shows no remorse.
Ethan is a douchebag
Ethan by ZeroFile November 27, 2018
ethan is a fucking cunt.
Ethan by MEOWTH3297205974 January 28, 2019
A short ass faggot that has bald spots and has a chode
Ethan looks like a fucking retard chode
Ethan by Ethan is a dwarf February 23, 2019
A bitch and a huge dicky person. Also a jackass he is a jerk person that. Even if he does something right you want to punch him in his face.
Girl 1: “ he’s so hot
Girl 2: “ he is with you such a ETHAN!!!
Ethan by Hebehehe February 28, 2019
The type of kid to get a haircut with the worst fade and a dent in his head from a headset. Also will do anything anybody says. He is a total tryhard in any video game and he and abuses hollister
What an Ethan he’s so dumb
An Ethan is a massive bellend. Often found in packs, Ethan’s are easily found due to being massive virgins. Their prey consists of women (which is probably why they can’t get a lass) and sometimes varies to gingers. Stay safe by staying clear of Ethan’s. Xox
You degrade women like an Ethan.