dutch lasagna

when you attempt to give someone a dutch oven but push too hard and shart

"hey dude how's it going with your girlfriend?"

"it WAS going good but i accidentally gave her a dutch lasagna the other night and she dumped me."

by klompfaker5608 September 1, 2023

Bro-ditch

When a bro ditches his other bros for another activity.
Usually when a bro-ditch is performed, the bro-ditcher receives some form of punishment from his bros.

"Dude, you just bro-ditched us... that's a hit in the balls from all of us!"

"I can't believe you bro-ditched us for that whore!"

by Teepoo July 13, 2007

MSN Ditched

When your having a conversation with someone on MSN and out of no where for no particulare reason, they sign off.. and your like wtf?

I was talking to Lisa on msn last night about some pretty importnant shit and the bitch totally just like msn ditched me.

by Courtney0079 October 20, 2008

Strange Dutchman

This duality is derived from two phrases. The first beeing the "The Stanger". Where one sits on his hand until all feeling is lost, then masturbates with said hand giving the feeling of a stanger doing the work.

The second part of this is derived from the "Dutch Rudder" where one grabs his erect penis and has another work his arm back and forth for the purposes of masturbation.

The Strange Dutchman is a combination of both, Where one sits one his hand until all feeling is lost, grabs his erect penis, and then has another work his arm back and forth for the purposes of insanely awsome masturbation.

penis hand grip homo Strange Dutchman

by Scorebot 5000 December 18, 2009

Bitch & Ditch

A term used when an individual cancels plans without a particular explanation other than to be a bitch and ruin somebody else's day.

I know we were planning to hang out, but i'm going to have to bitch & ditch. Not feeling it.

by Titannel November 12, 2016

True Dutch

When being an asshole comes naturally.

That guy is unbelievable blunt, he must be True Dutch.

by The Well Logger March 1, 2017

double dutch that bitch

(phrase); when two or more males tag team a female causing her breasts to for opposing circular motion. Meaning one bouncing clockwise and the others moving in a counter clockwise rotation.

Ex: we about to go and "double dutch that bitch'

by Lineman822 April 4, 2017