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Perfectly Drunken Night 

A Perfectly Drunken Night takes place when you (male or female) have had just the right amount of alcoholic beverages to perform substantially above par sexually, usually resulting in exceeding previous expectations and smashing personal bests/records in the bedroom.
Guy 1: “So how did last night go after you left the bar with juicy booty?”

Guy2: “Man it was definitely a perfectly drunken night. I hit her with the pound game and made her cum like 12 times. We lost count!”

Maná Drunken Circle 

When drunken Latinos, primarily Mexicans, in a club or party form a dancing circle by embracing each other arm-to-arm, as soon as a fast Maná song starts playing.
Clavado En Un Bar by Maná is starting...look over there...those Mexicans are about to start a Maná Drunken Circle.

The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash 

The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash occurred on October 8th, 2022, at Chelsea and Thomas's house. It is where all of Chelsea's friends got together to celebrate her 33rd birthday by getting drunk and trying to spell words.
The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash WAS FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!

Master of the drunken schlong 

The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.
The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined