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Double Glazed Coolata

The process of jerking off into an old sock, letting the seman dry to get that nice glazed feeling, and re-inserting your dick into the old gym sock while sticking ice cubes up your ass to help you get off. For extra topping, don't forget to stick your finger in that melted down brown ass water on your bed and give it a sniff.
"John, your looking a little sluggish today, what's wrong?

"I just havn't had my Double Glazed Coolata yet, that always wakes me up!"
by Dr. Kockter August 6, 2014
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Double hand gawk gawk

When she's down on you giving a blowjob with two hands and she makes a gawk gawk sound.
"Yeah, last night _____ gave me double hand gawk gawk." Don't actually use this in a sentence, like.. for real.
by CaustGFX July 16, 2020
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Double Bagel

When one were to get fucked in both conveniently placed holes, often by a father figure
I always get double bagelled by my dad I do - Molly
by Carltonsesh April 29, 2021
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The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.
My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.
by crashdagamer December 30, 2021
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Double Coffee

Popular coffee drink made by putting old, cold coffee into a standard coffee maker instead of water to "double brew."
Man, i made me a cup of double coffee, now i don't think I'll be able to sleep for a week!
by Mike61659 September 13, 2009
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Double wave

When a person, usually a female has such a nice butt, that all you want to do is lay her face down on a bed with one hand on each ass cheek and wave with each hand. Do the double wave.
by The ass guy March 10, 2019
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Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon

Used to describe someone with a big ass butt. Used mostly by males describing females.
JT: Look at you Shanise, Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, hella ass!!
by LDNQueenz July 28, 2020
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