The art of observing a man or woman's entry into a toilet stall followed by silence indicating that they expect said person to leave. Only, one pretends to leave by opening and closing the door yet remain inside allowing the subject a false sense of privacy. Upon forceful evacuation of the bowels and much flatulence said observer involuntarily commences hysterical laughter thusly devastating any sense of dignity said subject had before entering the stall followed by immediate egress with a great sense of joy at another's expense.
by Joshua Gibson November 29, 2007
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An EMT or Paramedic. They are the closest thing to a doctor you are going to find when you are lying in a ditch.
by Michael Schock September 22, 2006
Get the Ditch Doctor mug.The action of using one's tongue to root around in a smelly anus. The tongue usually accumulates butt fucking residue left behind from rigerous anal sex.
by Rusty McShakelfuckerd December 30, 2007
Get the tongue shovel her stink ditch mug.A sexual sort of act that conjures up no real tangible images of sex, but is dirty nonetheless.
This is not to be confused with a sexual position of any sort and is no way sex, it is far more dirty.
That being said this is never used literally, only as a joke, nobody actually ever has or will ever 'ditch' you just talk about it.
This is not to be confused with a sexual position of any sort and is no way sex, it is far more dirty.
That being said this is never used literally, only as a joke, nobody actually ever has or will ever 'ditch' you just talk about it.
"I think your face is pretty, wanna ditch?"
"I saw Emily ditching behind the library for cash."
"Wanna Ditch?"
"I saw Emily ditching behind the library for cash."
"Wanna Ditch?"
by EngramAgility April 29, 2009
Get the Ditch mug.another term for a vagina yo! usually used if insulting a girl or if someone just likes calling a vagina this.
by courteney F November 18, 2006
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by etzlivuur May 25, 2011
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