Squirt’n Dirt

The shits. Explosive shits no less. Massive diarrhea.

I don’t know what I ate but something made me start squirt’n dirt. It hasn’t stopped.

What is that funk ass smell down here? My uncle just left the shitter. He was squirt’n dirt.

I was in the stall taking a relaxing, quiet shit when some dude rushed in, mumbling help me, dropped trou and started squirt’n dirt.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Dirt Wrinkle

Another term for asshole.

I stuck my finger in her dirt wrinkle and she shot across the room like a rocket.

by Detroit Jesus July 12, 2009

Dirt Noodle

Literally just a worm

Its not a worm its a DIRT NOODLE

by Maxaroniandchease November 15, 2018

dirt bed

A separate bed reserved for doing dirt in, as opposed to your regular bed, which is for nite nite.

Ryan Higgins ate some fries on his dirt bed. He put the ketchup straight on the sheets.

by vwallac January 20, 2014

Dirt Person

A garbage human who has nothing to offer humanity but being awful and being down and belongs out by the curb with the other rubbish.

Steve always takes up two spaces when he parks. He’s such a dirt person.

by Meantime8877 March 08, 2019

spitin dirt

takin a shit

my brother called me while i was spitin dirt

by twc2490 August 09, 2009

Dirt Diggers

Your dogs AKA feet

feet that dig into the ground

long toe nails is normally the cause

(kid bare foot with unshaved dog nails)
PUT THE DIRT DIGGERS AWAY

by Taylor_Bagel August 20, 2022