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Detroit iron 

A big, heavy, bad-handling car made in Detroit. A road locomotive.

This expression was common in the 1960s when cars that handled well were made in Europe. American cars were oversized, wallowing pigs, and you had to make reservations to go around a corner.
That dude is driving a piece of Detroit iron. Let's moon him, and we can lose him on a winding road.

Detroit high five 

When one man is engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman from the rear and another man is receiving oral sex from the same woman. As this is happening the 2 men are giving eachother high fives.
Me and Mike gave this hot chick a Detroit high five last night, my hand still hurts from the intense high five action.
Detroit high five by Tommy M. August 9, 2006

Detroit Country Day 

A college preparatory school located in the Detroit Metropolitan area. The system is corrupt and half the school tuition goes to the headmaster (see: twat) to pay for his brand new yacht. What's left of the $20,000+ tuition is spent on useless landscaping and hiring caterers when the state health inspectors drop by to evaluate the low-budget lunch program. The remaining funds are spent buying basketball player from other schools to play on our team. Donations are literally begged for by the headmaster.

They say that they treat you like adults, but in reality, they treat you like you can't take a shit without hurting yourself.

What we are not allowed to do:

Hug (It's innapropriate)
Carry a backpack around (It's not safe)
Toss a saltine cracker at my friend
Take off our vests when we are hot
Wear a coat when they try and cut back on the heating bill
Voice our opinion
Laugh
Play Jenga
Play Cards

Generally, DCD sucks camel penis.
Scott: What school do you go to?
Kyle: Detroit Country Day.
Scott: Your life must suck then.

Detroit Donut

During a blowjob the man pulls out and cums all over her face. Then he reaches into his pocket and throws a handful of candy sprinkles on her face.
She was expecting a plain glazed donut but got a Detroit Donut instead.
Detroit Donut by ZEP729 April 13, 2011

Detroit Mushroom 

A mushroom which is indigenous to southeast Michigan.
Girl: Damn, these shrooms on this pizza are on point...where these from?

Guy: Bitch, them are Detroit Mushrooms!!!

Detroit Pussy 

Used to describe some used up pussy. It's normally worn down, abandoned, neglected, and in dire need of being demolished. It was once some of the greatest pussy, but in time a lot of people lost interest. Nobody really knows what to do with it; it's a problem someone has to take care of.
Steve: "Hey Chuck, you remember Ritta right?"
Chuck: "Yea, didn't she graduate with us?"
Steve: "Yeah, she's coming to the party tonight"
Chuck: "Man, I always wanted to hit that"
Steve: "I don't know man, she got that detroit pussy"
Chuck: "Awe Fuck"