Let the deer say the grass is blue

Let others hold onto their mistaken and absurd beliefs—arguing with them is unnecessary and pointless.

When he kept insisting the Earth is flat, I just smiled and walked away. Let the deer say the grass is blue.

by Madhushree May 12, 2025

deer ears

The redneck version of the mile high club. To have sex or masturbate in nature.

Justin: I got my deer ears yesterday!
John: Proud of you, bud.

by beavae October 14, 2021

Deer Plowing

When you drive behind a redneck in an aggressive manor and eye fuck them into driving fast at night; while following them closely so they clear the road of all deer, other animals, and debris. Best works if they keep thinking you want to pass them..

The deer are nuts tonight so I’ll be Deer Plowing a redneck from the gas station so I can get home faster to play call of duty..

by Darr the Starr November 19, 2021

deer ears

The redneck version of the mile high club. To have sex or masturbate in nature.

Jim: Did you hear John got his deer ears?
Peter: Oh, yeah?

Jim: Yeah, he rubbed one out in the forest yesterday.

by beavae October 14, 2021

Deer in the woods

It's when the guy...umm then he tucks..umm and prances.

When a friend of mine gets drunk, he wants to play Deer in the Woods.

by Tom_F00lery January 26, 2014

Red Deer

What you say when referring to a shitty town

I live in Red Deer

by Red deer sucks March 2, 2024

baby deered

Is when you try to stand up after having great sex and your legs are wobbly and weak

Man i fucked her so good she was baby deered for a couple hours after

by Bobbym209 May 13, 2021