Death

The cure for living. If you are born, you have a 100% guarantee to receive YOUR death within the next 200 years.

Human: Why are you dead?
Ghost: I got my prescription for living
Human: Sooooooo death

by The_bean_warrior July 28, 2021

Death

A celebra- I mean a tragic day when someone passes away

Person: Grandmas death was very sad, she’ll be missed.
Goth Kid: She was listening to Death Metal Music
Person: Are you retarded?

by Rex Sean September 2, 2021

Death

Something that we should accept with open arms. Everyone is going to die soon, it's only a matter of time before it's your turn.

A: I will accept my death.
B: I'm not :)

by Real Definitions :) November 23, 2021

death

death................................................ is very yummy

David: this death tastes so good

by deathhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 29, 2021

death

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by vedesi December 2, 2021

Death

Something I dearly look forward to

Anyone: so how's life going?
Me: it's not.

death is just the best option

by I'm better than you times two December 8, 2021

Death

When a man dies and is finally free from the sexually-transmitted terminal disease.

"Life is worse than death am i right bro?"

by 696969696969696666996 December 23, 2021