Dane Cook

The funniest douchebag on the planet.

From the good ("You've just driven into Fuckville") to the bad (the "superfinger"), Dane Cook is nevertheless an enjoyable act.

by Injectable August 8, 2008

Dane

The cockiest piece of shit you will ever meet in your life. He believes he is better than everyone. He is an athletic kid but he also thinks he is the most athletic out of everyone.

Dane just said he was the best at everything... again.

by guy man guy January 9, 2016

Danes

Citizens of the small, bigoted European country, Denmark. Denmarkians or Danes as they are sometimes mistakenly called, are racists that like poking fun at other cultures, especially cultures in the middle-east or Africa.

Danes are Denmarkians and full of crap

by Greg Denmark December 26, 2010

Dane

Highly unreasonable people who usually come from Denmark. Although anyone who is being unreasonable can be referred to as a "dane".

Guy 1: "Somebody rub my knee caps! They hurt!"
Guy 2: "That's an unreasonable request! What are you? A dane?!"

by nun$w34t November 21, 2010

dane

verb: to have sex or simply have your way with the opposite sex.

Dude, last night I was naked with Stacy and I was totally going to dane her, but then my mom walked in the room.

by freyguydaplaya May 15, 2009

Danel

Danel is a fucking stud. He has a small penis but knows how to use it. Last 30 seconds but feels like an eternity. Has a better ass than Kim Kardashian. In general a cutie pie, has 4 nipples for all you weird fetish people.

He has a small dick? Must be a Danel. Cutie pie tho.

by eatingasssince04 December 9, 2019

dane cook

FUNNIEST COMEDIAN EVER!!!! don't listen to any thing that any hater says about him. he has an amazing delivery on his jokes and is hilarious. hands down the funniest comedian ever!!

snarky comedian actor hilarious su-fi bamf comedy central laugh fuck burger king kool aid shit coats dane cook

by funnykid99 February 25, 2010