by Zingler October 7, 2019

A wild Jew roaming the hood of hewlett and u here him say when I grow up I want to be a cheez it and what’s doggin dog dog, and then he starts fucking pennies with his tounge
by Nog on da bitch March 23, 2019

Following little kiddies with a giant smirk on your face, once you are close to your prey, put glasses on your nose.
by dasdasdasd July 14, 2016

At first Uber Dave seems like he would occupy a notch on the weirdo scale, To quiet, To bald and has a black fellers name but as you get to know Uber Dave he becomes more as home boi that you can count on! He's honest, sweeter than cherry pie he's often moody but chill will feed u and help u out any way he can he goes to extremes to do all he can for the ppl he considers his friends if u meet him or lucky enough to know a Uber Dave consider yourself extremely fortunate cause if u stand to long and turn around he's gone!
-the jessie & jessy show
-the jessie & jessy show
Uber Dave is on his way to pick us up fool!
Uber Dave is not weird y'all!
Uber Dave is my home boi, ya better pay up yo!!
Uber Dave is not weird y'all!
Uber Dave is my home boi, ya better pay up yo!!
by Sara Davis Johnson November 16, 2018

by BrendanTheWolf July 4, 2022

A beautiful, beautiful, amazing man who has hella good hair. His rapping skills are out of this world, he is a literal BEAST. A part of Clipping and used to play Thomas Jefferson and Marquis de Lafayette in Hamilton the Musical.
by An Okay Dude December 23, 2016

The lead singer of the amazing Canadian rock band Faber Drive. Although he is not the best looking he is extremely fun, funny and has a great personality. Girls drool at his feet because he is just so damn hot.
by DaveFabersFutureWife April 15, 2010
