When a product breaks prematurely either because it was built very cheaply or with an intentional design flaw causing it to have a short life. Can occur between instantly and 24 months. Applies to products that used to last decades. Planned obsolescence taken to an extreme. Very good, maybe even essential for capitalism, but terrible for penny pinching consumers.
by Got Hard July 16, 2020
Get the China cyclemug. Every year, seventh graders are subject to daily roastings from the eighth graders, who call them "sevies" and pretty much bully them into submission. Once the eighth graders have left for high school the next year, the seventh graders become eighth graders and, out of revenge, do the same thing that was done to them to the incoming seventh graders. This cycle continues and will continue until all of the eighth graders grow some balls.
Seventh grader 1: Why are the eighth graders so mean to us?
Seventh grader 2: I don't know.
Enlightened seventh grader: It's because of the Sevie Cycle. The eighth graders bully us, and we eventually bully the seventh graders next year.
Seventh grader 2: I don't know.
Enlightened seventh grader: It's because of the Sevie Cycle. The eighth graders bully us, and we eventually bully the seventh graders next year.
by A PhD in Eugenes May 24, 2017
Get the The Sevie Cyclemug. Performance and standards of a street legal motorcycle however, the rider is standing on a platform or “deck” instead of sitting down.
I started riding Go-ped scooters as a kid, now I have a motorcycle license and ride a stander cycle.
by ho-pedder September 6, 2023
Get the Stander cyclemug. When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.
Josephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.
by Handsome_Cat April 19, 2022
Get the wank cyclesmug. by Lb7 man June 8, 2023
Get the cycles 128mug. When you (guy or girl) hold a man's head in one hand and jack him off with the other hand, making him ejaculate into his own mouth.
by Krumpleforeskin June 12, 2022
Get the Sperm Cyclemug. To drop a load of cum in all three orifices' of a chick's body: asshole, mouth, and vagine. Usually in the context of one night or session together. Derivation is from baseball, the term for when a player hits a single, double, triple, and home run in a single game.
Dude, I can't believe I hit a cycle on my first date with that chick!
When I am attempting a cycle with a chick, I always like to start with the ass first to get the most technical out of the way first.
When I am attempting a cycle with a chick, I always like to start with the ass first to get the most technical out of the way first.
by The San Diego Cocksman August 21, 2022
Get the cyclemug.