Curb Envy

When you're crossing at an intersection and someone else starts crossing before the signal turns green, leaving your pussy ass behind and alone.

I got major curb envy when I wasnt brave enough to cross the street with the homeless bitch.

by GrandmotherWillowSmith February 7, 2017

Hit the curb

To leave. To bounce. To get the hell out of there. Commonly used when leaving somewhere to go outside. (Verb)

Hey bro, this funeral blows, let's hit the curb. We can decide what we want to do once we are outside but the vibes are not fun in here.

by Slang2000_B_Good June 12, 2024

curb cricket

A female resembling a crack whore who hangs out along the street side, usually in seedy to middle and upper class neighborhoods, begging for attention, more than likely through munchausin syndrome, also molestation and/ or being born in Orange County and surrounding areas in California. She is willing to do anything to further her social standings including sexual favors, lieing, snitching, stealing etc.

Person 1~ " So what happened with you and your ex?"
Me~" She turned out to be a curb cricket just like the rest of them!"

by The Few June 6, 2014

Curb Edging

Edging but instead of getting edged normally or edging normally or the feeling of getting edged normally, it feels like your getting edged by the edge of a sidewalk, hence the name of Curb Edging

Frustrated guy: "My friend is curb edging me, because he keeps promising me $20 bucks but he never gives me it!"

by thefatty_Blow July 16, 2025

curb wash

The colloquial term for the unexpected or expected drenching experienced when a passing vehicle drives through a puddle while a pedestrian is walking along the street; most commonly experienced during or after rainy conditions. It's akin to receiving an impromptu wash from the curb or road, resulting in being drenched and potentially necessitating a change of attire.

1. I had such a rough day at work. My boss was a jerk, I was swamped with mundane tasks, the weather sucked, and to cap it all off, on my way to my car someone totally curb washed me.
2. That puddle is in a prime location to curb wash someone.
3. Just saw this doofus get curb washed on the side walk. He should have taken the bus...

by yilliy May 10, 2024

Curbing

The act of sitting in Panda Express and staring out the window at a curb in front of your significant other

“Hey Tony, stop curbing and order your food already!”

by Baldheadedslaphappygrandpappy July 31, 2018

Curb smart

When a person has some street smarts but not enough to get by.

"I'm not exactly sure how much a 8 ball is bc I'm curb smart.

by Rainbow Cumdrops October 11, 2017