Curbing

The act of sitting in Panda Express and staring out the window at a curb in front of your significant other

“Hey Tony, stop curbing and order your food already!”

by Baldheadedslaphappygrandpappy July 31, 2018

Curb

An ugly boy

Yeah that boy Sam is a curb.

by Kimberly Rivera May 29, 2019

Curb Chick

A female roadman. Tomboy. They're athletic, chill with mandem. Often seen wearing black Airforce 1, eyelash extensions. Enjoys vaping or smoking joints on electric scooters.

Guy: Have you seen Tayshaun's dating that new curb chick...Amber...she's James' dealer!

by Sausagero11 September 8, 2022

curb smash

when you take someones head and set them down by the curb and open there mouth than kick to smash there teeth against the curb

I just curb smashed jarred cause he was being a jerk so he deserved it

by baddykat6924 March 26, 2019

curb diving

Being blind drunk and stumbling on the curb.

John,”How did you bust your lip/ lose your tooth?” Chip “I went curb diving after I left the pub.”

by Prof Paradox March 29, 2024

Curb Fart

Also known as the Larry David. The Curb Fart occurs when you break wind, whilst seated and it sounds EXACTLY the same as the first note of the theme music to HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.

In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.

My ass: Brump!
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.

by Dairylea Line December 11, 2009

Curbing

An entrepreneurial job that involves painting house numbers on curbs using stencils for payment. Some curbers offer sport team logos and other symbols in addition to numbers.

My friend Travis has had a curbing business for 12 years.

by calvis June 15, 2020