Curb Alert

term for a man or woman that has been used up.

"look at the curb alert" due to the fact that the only way someone will want them is if they are on the curb for free.

by Vermcat August 31, 2023

Sleeping on the Curb

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.

Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.

by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023

Curb Stomp

In sports a team is said to be Curb Stomped when they receive such a one sided beating from an opponent that total humiliation occurs occurs.

Ole Miss didn't just kick Georgia Tech's ass, they CURB STOMPED the mother fuckers!

by On The X September 19, 2022

bust you down the curb

"As she was even reported saying: "bust them down the curb" - a common expression in the midwest"
-Solar Sans

Unveiling sensitive information which can be met with unwanted or unpredictable consequences
Clarice: "Phineas and Frank Groofenstein, I'm going to bust you down the curb when mother comes home!"

by Cubow June 2, 2022

curb midget

Midget prostitute

When I pick up hookers, I prefer curb midgets.

by Tickle me blue balls June 4, 2022

Curbing

The intense hardcore male version of scissoring. Many participants often experience bruising of the scrotal area. Often a form of symbiotic cock and ball torture. For the much gentler version of this position see curving.

Holy shit I've never seen such intense curbing before I think that guy might have a bleeding nut.

by Curvestomp April 7, 2022

Curb Fairies

Mysterious beings that remove items for possible repurpose from one’s curb the day before trash day.

Place that old coffee table out tonight. The curb fairies will snag it long before the trash man comes tomorrow.

by RouseMeNot February 22, 2022