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Consuming social media and feeling depressed about yourself because everyone else's life looks better than yours on the internet.

This doesn't necessarily mean you have a boring life, you're just not on vacation right now like 5% of your facebook friends posting photos and showing off.

This also goes along with Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, Tumblr, YouTube etc
Sally: OMG my life sucks, look at this insta photo of my friends at the beach.

Simon: Bitch you don't barely know those fools, they just on vacay where they're probably freezing and they got sand everywhere. They're just image crafting.
by nic knut October 14, 2013
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Crayfish party

A swedish tradition where crayfish, cheese and alcohol is consumed. The guests at the party wear bibs and paper hats, sings snaps songs before taking shots during the meal.

Before shelling and eating your crayfish, you must suck the juice out. The swedish chefs at Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time is demonstrating this on youtube.

In swedish the crayfish party is called Kräftskiva
Börje: Boy was that one wet kräftskiva at Leifs house last night!
Ulf: The crayfish party? True that, I've been vomiting all morning!
by Zchwen August 23, 2011
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coon craft

Remarkably insensitive name for an English company in the 1950's and 1960's that used to make golliwog soft toys, including some 6-foot tall ones.

Understandably, no longer in business (for the obvious reasons and the fact that my gran owned it and is now dead)
This golliwog was made by Coon Craft, Ltd.
by JohnnyMalaria May 10, 2006
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arts and crafts week

I couldn't shag her tonight, because it's arts and crafts week at panty school
by maximum77 February 24, 2010
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Crafelty

crusty yellow panties or the yellow residue left on womens underwear. Cra~felty
damn! that chicks underwear was crafelty, she needs to do her laundry
by duncan619 December 20, 2008
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craft

Frequently used by gay black males: To steal; to shoplift; or to obtain an item(s) /service(s) by bouncing checks.
Chile you know marcy got caught crafting in wal-mart while trying to get materials for her effect;

he got locked up for crafting; i hear he was writting bad checks craft whore crafting to craft
by corolla December 10, 2009
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the craft

Waste of film starring Neve Campbell, in which highschool girls manipulate those who are more popular then themselves. This film is the holy grail for self mutilating skater kids. ATTENTION SKATER KIDS!!! A oujia board will not make you more popular...this movie is not..I REPEAT NOT a DOCUMENTARY!!
Hey wanna gather all the Craft tapes in the world and put them on a barge and blow it up in the middle of the atlantic!!!
by Jaggerrules August 17, 2006
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