the act of discussing business without actually saying ANYTHING, but embuing said corporate masturbator with an undeserved feeling of being of interest or utility to those present or his or her current employer
corporate masturbation can easilly be identified when any of the phrases below (but not limited to this list) are used in the context of discussing a business or business activities:
'going forward'
'restructure our asset-base'
'efficient through-flow model '
'KPI monitoring'
'increase the number of revenue streams'
'consolodating our holdings'
'business paradigm shift'
'stakeholders'
'daynamasism'
'strategic re-evaluation'
etc etc
'going forward'
'restructure our asset-base'
'efficient through-flow model '
'KPI monitoring'
'increase the number of revenue streams'
'consolodating our holdings'
'business paradigm shift'
'stakeholders'
'daynamasism'
'strategic re-evaluation'
etc etc
by bored by business bullshit February 26, 2013
Mark: Ready to get smacked this weekend?
Matt: Nah, gotta write a paper for psych first. You know, go corporate or go home.
Matt: Nah, gotta write a paper for psych first. You know, go corporate or go home.
by basicblondebitch May 05, 2018
a sexual act(created by a genius who shall be known as tootoes) in which a man lies face down on the edge of a supporting object with his penis pushed downward between his legs while his partner kneels behind him and sucks it with her nose in his ass. thus sucking cock and brown nosing all at the same time... corporate ladder.
neal: hey man, what'd you do last night?
tim: i beat up them hams and made the old lady climb my corporate ladder!
tim: i beat up them hams and made the old lady climb my corporate ladder!
by timmytootoes February 15, 2008
I want to go to their Italian villa in Rome and throw a brick through the the window of their Maserati, the rich fucking bastards.*
*I'm not sure about the villa, but I'm sure they have one.
*I'm not sure about the villa, but I'm sure they have one.
by Deathfuckingmetal May 09, 2005
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by Parathon Administration March 12, 2008
by Anonymous November 04, 2003
A common practice - most frequently occurring in large INSURANCE companies - wherein corporate whores who are the most moronic imbeciles, inexperienced and completely UNQUALIFIED termites are hired into management based only on who they know and who they blow. They survive solely through their connections- and the hard work of subordinates who need to keep their jobs. These colossal losers make disastrous business decisions, pass off 99% of their responsibilities to others, know nothing about the job and collect huge salaries JUST for being somones old college roommate and full time suckup. A lot of them are male, with a stay at home wife who home schools their useless children.
by KImCobain August 10, 2017