Cornography

a film or other media meant to be serious that is corny

Star Trek

by jerry dragon May 10, 2004

cornhole

v1: To completely, unequivocally fuck something up.
v2: To completely, unequivocally fuck someone over.
v3: To break someone off in the colon.

2. That consultant really cornholed us on that shitty website design. The motherfucker even charges non-profit organizations to fuck over their sites. See also: tfsengineering.
3. Damn, it smells like something died in here. I think Teem corhnoled Road Kill in the broom closet, and used RK's spit for lubrication.

by Ritchie Cunningham February 13, 2004

cornhole

The crusty ring found upon entry to the anal area.

Andy was delighted to see that his wife have a delectable cornhole

by Joshua Beaumont March 5, 2008

getting cornholed

A phrase describing one who has been gangraped by Mexican gang members in prison. Another word for being black beaned and getting your beans refried.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Jared Fogle?
Person 2: Yeah he's probably getting cornholed in prison right now.

by Flobbie Randers May 5, 2017

cornholio

One who is acting silly or stupid because he or she is under the influence of sugar, drugs, or alcohol.

Hannah: What's wrong with Ian? Why's he running around with his shirt over head like that?
Shiro: Uh, well, he just ate a pound of rock candy and drank a bottle of cold medicine.
Hannh: Well, get cornholio in the house before he hurts himself!

by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006

corndog

A friend, homie, or homeskillet

Whazzup my corndog

by the chort May 31, 2003

SOGGY CORNDOG

When one of your peers ejaculates on your dick and you have sex with another girl and she gets pregnent with twins. One of them is yours and the other is the peers (that ejaculated on your dick).

I gave your girlfriend a Soggy Corndog after your dad ejaculated on my dick.

by Ben & Mials January 24, 2011