get your cookies

To get off; to have an orgasm

You slept with him? Girl did you get your cookies?

by Getthatcookie January 9, 2016

dark cacao cookie

dark cacao cookie is a hot daddy dilf from a game called cookie run kingdom he is one of the 5 ancient cookies

person 1:”do u know that one hot dilf from that cookie game”
person 2:”dark cacao cookie?”
person 1:”YESS HES SO HOT OMG”

by cookiehot February 26, 2022

Girl Scout Cookie Whore

A person who is obsessed with Girl Scout Cookies, to the point where they don't ever share their cookies, they have a calender counting down to the opening of the new cookie season, and they occasional sleep with the famous green vest on....

Friend: Dude can I have some of your Tagalongs?
GSCW (Girl Scout Cookie Whore): No bro.
Friend: But you have like 20 boxes!
GSCW: These are barely gonna last until the season opens up in 39 days, until then get your own damn box!
Friend: Your such a fucking Girl Scout Cookie Whore!

by Spinman75 November 9, 2009

suprise double fortuned cookie

When you're about to make love to an asian woman until you realize that there is already semen in her vagina. Suprise! Also known as KanichiWhoa.

I was amazed when Chung Lee revealed that she had a suprise double fortuned cookie.

by Crocviper and Froggy7304 February 9, 2006

cookie baker

a person who cooks methamphetamines in a homemade laboratory usualy located in a trailer house

These boys keep callin for Los the cookie baker.

by south park mexican March 18, 2004

Selma's Cookies

A cookie making company that brags its homemade and unique recipe cookies, brownies, rice krispy treats, and other baked goods. Only found in some states (generally in the south) and are JIZZTASTICAL. They are also a billion calories each, with millions of grams of fat, sugar, and sodium. Taste amazing, are supersized, but often cause immediate acne (always, when mixed with stress) within 24 hours of injestion.

Dude, what happened to you... you look like you've been living off of fast food for a year!

Yeah, friend sent me Selma's Cookies basket..

Oh

by SchizoidMan December 11, 2010

Cookie Butt

the feeling you get after you take a shit where it seems like no matter how many times you wipe it feels like there are still poo particles around your ass.

"Man that was a messy shit. it gave me a bad case of cookie butt"

by NOFXisthebest87 September 26, 2008