comiskey

One that is involved with underhanded dealings; one that must deal with constant damge to property due to his cavorting.

Mick Comiskey loves to eat pounds and pounds of scumptuous cock before sipping down a glass of semen.

by MTC735 August 10, 2006

compactor

A large dumpster that some stores use instead of regular dumpsters. Items are sent down a chute and then crushed. This way more garbage is storable, and so more stores are starting to use them. A compactor is also a dumpster diver's arch enemy.

Guy1: "Dude, I went to the mall last night to do some dumpster diving and all the stores are using compactors now."
Guy2: "Crap!"

by Synthic November 10, 2008

Opening a destruction company

-When you absolutely screw the hell out of a girl.
-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.

-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.

Guy 1 " dude last night I brought this chick home and opened a destruction company on her"

Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"

Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"

Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"

by Joemizzle952 September 25, 2010

HERE COMES THE HEAVY PART BRO!

What one states describing the overpowering feeling they get just before a breakdown in a deathcore song. This phrase is used often when listening to br00tal bands such as Bring Me the Horizon and Born of Osiris.

Band: FUCKING BOW DOWN
Bro: AWW YEAH, HERE COMES THE HEAVY PART BRO!
Guitarist:CHUG CHUG CHUG

by thundaaaa January 19, 2009

compacticulars

kom-pak-tik-u-lars- The retraction and tightening of the male scrotum preceding any highly anticipated event and/or encounter. It may feel as though your two average sized testicles have fused into one medium-sized unicle.

Jeez, I have a HUGE Tae-kwon-do tournament in like 15-minutes. This next match determines whether or not I get my brown stripe and man-o-man-o-MAN I have a mean case of compacticulars.

Come here! Touch this! Isn't that tight? It's like a new squash ball fresh out of the sleeve. Shit I'm nervous, thems a bad case of the compacticulars.

by Gary Shweeeps and Jimmie J July 16, 2008

Compactify

Making big things small. Manley referring in mathematics to the field of compacting or simplifying.

My math instructor used this word in explaining the concept of combining logarithmic expressions. “So you are going to take the expressions and will compactify them, see from big too small.”

by Bonus_Satis March 12, 2008

Company Sponsored Hangover

When you go to work the day after a night out paid for by the company.

Evan: Have you heard, the Office Xmas Party's on a Thursday this year. Best take Friday off huh?
Sarah: No way; company sponsored hangover ;).

by JB42 August 21, 2010