compewter

A super-slow data-processor --- i.e., it really needs to "get da lead out".

Heavy metals are no longer used in cooking/eating utensils, and so modern-day electronic "brains" do not include much of said toxic elements, either --- dat is why da name for these machines is spelled "computer" now, rather than "compewter".

by QuacksO March 7, 2023

Comdey writer

I could totally do that! That would be cool. Dan can produce it and I would totally cast you and katy. She has a great voice.

Hym "I could totally do that! Comdey writer sounds like fun."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2023

CompEvan

a Roblox YouTuber

yo, are you subscribed to CompEvan?

by boi outsidezs March 12, 2023

Competence ceiling

The reason these companies can adopt these woke policies because all positions are designed to be interchangeable cogs and you only need to me SO competent to work there. The amount of money you would hypothetically gain by hiring someone else is irrelevant.

Hym "There is no evidence that adopting different policies would effect their income in a way that is substantial. You want to believe your values make you better than someone but the reality is that you're not all that competent. The is a visible competence ceiling."

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

compexteluarate

To have gay sex

I want to compexteluarate my friend

by RoseIgnis April 6, 2023

compedlast

Being competitive but finishing last still

Yeoy hasn’t been very compedlast due to recent bout of camel turf toe

by Yeoy April 29, 2023

Comper

one who habitually enters many competitions

He’s such a comper.

by anonymous May 27, 2023