Go commit alt f4

The second worst way to kill someone, second to go commit lego step.

Saying this will cause the user to get instantly teleported to the shadow realm and all of their files will close.
person 1: You suck
person 2: Go commit alt f4
person 1: (Dead)
by Go commit alt f4 November 29, 2023
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commital

Commital is a word to describe how obligational something is.
“The meeting wasn’t as commital as I thought it would be.”
by Bettyy May 19, 2021
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commit not die

telling someone to not die because you romantically love them so much.
by unteched March 21, 2021
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Commit Shaming

Commit Shaming is when a person called Marcel, shames a person called Tim, because the size and amount of commits do not match the work done.
Marcel: Why the fuck did you commit only the title??
Tim: I thought we had to commit more?
Marcel: Yes but not stupid commits like this!!

Marcel has used Commit Shaming, which was very effective.
by TimAtOak July 06, 2021
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Commit jobacide

To terminate ones employment on a whim either by a single action or statement
I was sick of the place so decided to commit jobacide and told my boss to chase them selves
by Big aldo November 30, 2018
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commit lethal thing

Say it to ur mom I know she will love it!
Little Timmy: commit lethal thing
Mom: that is good advice I will commit lethal thing.
by NotTuch August 16, 2022
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