A GOD-TIER MILF
by pre-milfera May 15, 2022
Get the Olivia Colman mug.1. Thy should be obliged to have an msn name in the subsequent order:
a. Thyself’s name
b. lyrics / quote
c. Thy’s friends
- All other msn names belonging to that of a female, are considered to be 'alternative' people.
2. Thy must try to refrain from saying ‘lol’ at every opportunity possible – even though 99.9% of the time, thy is not actually ‘laughing out loud’
3. Thy must refrain from using emoticon letters of which are intricate to comprehend and take an extended time to load.
4. Thy shall not write in grammatically incorrect terms.
5. If thy logs online subsequent to thy’s crush, it is exceptionally perceptible for peers, that thy merely desires to speak to that special individual.
6. Thy shall not talk in vocabulary that is not easily understood by those who aren’t thyself.. e.g. “sup yo,, maddogg..”
Not only is this grammatically incorrect, however in addition this may possibly be confusing for thy in receipt of the message via i.m.
a. Thy should not misuse the word “sup”. It means “what is up?”, not “hello, what are you doing?”
7. Thy should abbreviate terminology regularly, although thy must only apply in moderation.
8. Thy should resist from using fonts such as French Script and Curlz, these fonts are difficult for the recipient to understand.
9. Thy should never type in ALL CAPITALS, this creates an illusion of anger from the sender to the recipient.
10. Thy should try to resist from tYpiNg liKe tHiS all the time.
a. Thyself’s name
b. lyrics / quote
c. Thy’s friends
- All other msn names belonging to that of a female, are considered to be 'alternative' people.
2. Thy must try to refrain from saying ‘lol’ at every opportunity possible – even though 99.9% of the time, thy is not actually ‘laughing out loud’
3. Thy must refrain from using emoticon letters of which are intricate to comprehend and take an extended time to load.
4. Thy shall not write in grammatically incorrect terms.
5. If thy logs online subsequent to thy’s crush, it is exceptionally perceptible for peers, that thy merely desires to speak to that special individual.
6. Thy shall not talk in vocabulary that is not easily understood by those who aren’t thyself.. e.g. “sup yo,, maddogg..”
Not only is this grammatically incorrect, however in addition this may possibly be confusing for thy in receipt of the message via i.m.
a. Thy should not misuse the word “sup”. It means “what is up?”, not “hello, what are you doing?”
7. Thy should abbreviate terminology regularly, although thy must only apply in moderation.
8. Thy should resist from using fonts such as French Script and Curlz, these fonts are difficult for the recipient to understand.
9. Thy should never type in ALL CAPITALS, this creates an illusion of anger from the sender to the recipient.
10. Thy should try to resist from tYpiNg liKe tHiS all the time.
Not obeying msn commandments:
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(*)i am so alternative(*) says:
LOL,, suPp??
(r) i am also so alternative (r) says:
HEY.. LOL LOL LOL
(*) i am so alternative (*) says:
loL o0o0o yoO loGged oN afTer bOb, sumOne'S in lUrVe!!! (L)Lol lOl loL
(r) i am also so alternative (r) says:
YES I LOVE BOB
(*) i am so alternative (*) says:
Ur cUt @ mE?? y R u tYpIng In cApiTalS fOr?
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obeying msn commandments:
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(f)cleatis (L) (8)she will be loved (L) (yn)bob, joe, bruce (Y)(*) says:
hey
(*)bob (f) (8)what a feeling (*) (yn)cleatis, joe, bruce (Y) (L) says:
hey, how r u?
(f)cleatis (L) (8)she will be loved (L) (yn)bob, joe, bruce (Y)(*) says:
i am well thanku
(*)bob (f) (8)what a feeling (*) (yn)cleatis, joe, bruce (Y) (L) says:
i love you, have my babies.
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(*)i am so alternative(*) says:
LOL,, suPp??
(r) i am also so alternative (r) says:
HEY.. LOL LOL LOL
(*) i am so alternative (*) says:
loL o0o0o yoO loGged oN afTer bOb, sumOne'S in lUrVe!!! (L)Lol lOl loL
(r) i am also so alternative (r) says:
YES I LOVE BOB
(*) i am so alternative (*) says:
Ur cUt @ mE?? y R u tYpIng In cApiTalS fOr?
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obeying msn commandments:
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(f)cleatis (L) (8)she will be loved (L) (yn)bob, joe, bruce (Y)(*) says:
hey
(*)bob (f) (8)what a feeling (*) (yn)cleatis, joe, bruce (Y) (L) says:
hey, how r u?
(f)cleatis (L) (8)she will be loved (L) (yn)bob, joe, bruce (Y)(*) says:
i am well thanku
(*)bob (f) (8)what a feeling (*) (yn)cleatis, joe, bruce (Y) (L) says:
i love you, have my babies.
by eriiem November 23, 2006
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uncomMANly use phrases:
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"can we cuddle after sex?"
"make me a sandwich"
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"can we cuddle after sex?"
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2. Thou Grab The Booty With Both Hands
3. Thou Rub The Booty When Thou Has The Chance
4. Stay Away From Fake Booty
5. Skinny Chicks With Booty....Slim Thick
6. Yoga Pants & Leggings Are Blessings
7. Booty Rubs & Intelligent Convos Are The Best
8. White Girls With Booty...That's Amazing
9. Ain't No Booty Like A Black Female's Booty
10. Be Strong Hitting Booty From The Back Very Satifying Yet Dangerous.
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Get the Booty Commandments mug.Rapper from San Antonio, raps with Routt St. Records, Yung Sanders, and Sky High aka SxH, his style is ganster rap/ Texas rap, Most of his early work is listened to by Students of Alamo Heights Highschool and UTSA (University of Texas San Antonio), orginating out of Alamo Heights Texas he is a self called, Chill Gangsta he says " Yea im a chill dude, but ill fuck you up if you talk shit about me, my crew or my family."
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Get the Space Commander mug.1. Thou shalt not date friends of friends
2. Thou shalt not ask someone out over the internet, unless it is absolutely necessary
3. Thou shalt not break up with thy partner over the phone or internet, in any case.
4. Thou shalt not make plans for the future, unless thou plans to fulfill them
5. Thou shalt not send mixed messages and signals
6. Thou shalt not cheat on thy partner.
7. Thou shall reject activities involving a name as an adjective
8. Thou shalt not use fecal matter in romantic ways
9. Thou shall be a dick for up to 6 hours after a break up. after this time, thou shalt not hold grudges.
10. Thou shall change the lingus, if thou is unsatisfied
2. Thou shalt not ask someone out over the internet, unless it is absolutely necessary
3. Thou shalt not break up with thy partner over the phone or internet, in any case.
4. Thou shalt not make plans for the future, unless thou plans to fulfill them
5. Thou shalt not send mixed messages and signals
6. Thou shalt not cheat on thy partner.
7. Thou shall reject activities involving a name as an adjective
8. Thou shalt not use fecal matter in romantic ways
9. Thou shall be a dick for up to 6 hours after a break up. after this time, thou shalt not hold grudges.
10. Thou shall change the lingus, if thou is unsatisfied
Translation of the Ten Commandments of Dating
1. dont date your friend's friends. it gets awkward
2. its pretty tactless and impersonal
3. Really? a break up shouldnt be sprung on someone in an indirect way
4. Dont give false hope, it's unappreciated
5. Mislead people become confused people. confused people become ANGRY people.
6. infidelity is a dick move
7. (ie. cleveland steamer) DONT DO IT
8. poo and intimacy. its just wrong. back off fecalphiliacs.
9. get all the emotions out, move on. no holds barred.
10. Anna, Donna, Connor. the three lingus friends. figure it out, choose one.
1. dont date your friend's friends. it gets awkward
2. its pretty tactless and impersonal
3. Really? a break up shouldnt be sprung on someone in an indirect way
4. Dont give false hope, it's unappreciated
5. Mislead people become confused people. confused people become ANGRY people.
6. infidelity is a dick move
7. (ie. cleveland steamer) DONT DO IT
8. poo and intimacy. its just wrong. back off fecalphiliacs.
9. get all the emotions out, move on. no holds barred.
10. Anna, Donna, Connor. the three lingus friends. figure it out, choose one.
by Greengiant 894 April 30, 2010
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