Bald Coconut

When a bald man sticks his head in a woman's vagina.

DUDE, I'M TOTALLY GONNA GIVE YOUR MOM A BALD COCONUT TONIGHT!!!!!

by baldcoconutman69 April 25, 2011

Hit A Coconut

to fuck a Jamaican person

Man I'm finna fly down to Kingston to hit a coconut!

by D'Qwan's Ultamite MIxtape August 26, 2016

coconut head

My grandson, Bricen, whose head looks like a fuzzy coconut.

His head is hard and fuzzy like a coconut.

by Pappy December 6, 2003

Coconut

Used to cut down someone who is either saying something simple or acting in a simple way and wanting you to respond

"hey dad, do you think anyone gives the tooth fairy money when she loses a tooth?"
DAD STARES
"very good son. Coconut"

by Patrick McKiernan January 20, 2009

coconut blonde

Someone with dark hair typically brown... who has blonde moments ALOT

is not her fault shes just a coconut blonde!

by Fisker May 9, 2008

nonnie's coconuts

basically the largest boobs known to man. at 12:00pm precisely they are so big they must be pushed up into form by a young grandson Johnny. Nonnie is a wonderful woman that should be sainted later in life.

"Nonnie's coconuts are very saggy. What time is it?"
"Oh Johnny, its 11:59. No wonder why..."

by sdfahsokfgln January 12, 2008

Coconut

A Schwarzé trying to be white.

My name is Gupta Singh but you call me Bobby. (innit)

by Gupta Singh July 15, 2003