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Chronic Bongchitis 

The act of inhaling large amounts of marijuana smoke, often along with tobacco in the form of moles (tobacco and weed out of a bong), for extended periods of time, every single day, for extended periods of time.

This illness is common in college students and high school dropouts, especially in Cape Cod, MA. The result of this illness commonly results in the effected victim having to quit this type of degenerate behavior.
"My man Pina used to be pretty chill, but ever since he got Chronic Bongchitis the kid just can't hang anymore."

Me: "Let's rip some doinks in Amish."
Friend: "I cant dude, I got Chronic Bongchitis!"
Chronic Bongchitis by Sharkboy Pina February 19, 2020

Chronic hypercultureemia

Anyone who has this rare diseas is incredibly cultured.
Trish: I see killue
Someone: I see u are a man of culture
Trish: Ye i have Chronic hypercultureemia

Chronic Big Cock 

A double-edged disease which develops when a male carries both recessive alleles from their parents during pregnancy. This disorder is extremely rare as only 20 people are annually diagnosed with the symptoms which include, but not limited to;

-Gigantic Penis

One of the first recorded cases was from a young boy in Albania. It was reported that he first noticed the symptoms when his friend told him to turn around, resulting in his Chronic Big Cock (CBC) hitting him directly in the tempol. 3 days later, the young child that took the severe 'slap' was buried in a closed casket ceremony.
Wow life must be very difficult with your chronic big cock
Chronic Big Cock by miloonc0kefan January 3, 2021

Chronic nonce

A repeat offending nonce who goes from creeping on one person to the next

Never learning to just stop
Do you remember Oscar from high school?”
Of course, creeped on me and my friends in eighth grade: total chronic nonce”

Chronic Ragnarok 

This man...This man..So basically hes a lunatic but like..hes a fucking softie..hes a full on dirty minded lunatic softie and its crazy. The act he puts around others so that nobody suspects hes a zombie is incredible..hes basically perfect
Oh Chronic Ragnarokis so clingy. Idk wtf to type here

Chronic Looney 

A dumb FaZe Sway fan boy that wants to join chronic.
No way Chronic Looney actually join chronic
Its a bird, its a plane NO ITS THE DUMBEST KID IN THE WORLD ITS CHRONIC LOONEY