Combinded Federal Campaign

The collateral duty assigned to whoever the commanding officer is most pissed at. Combinded Federal Campaign = United Way Campaign.

Fuck me to tears...second year in a row the Captain put me in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

Capalot

Capalot originated from the term "cap" which is a sort of slang meaning to lie. Capalot on-the-hand means to enjoy lying all the time or a mischievous person.

(Have no passion for the truth)

This boy always lying he a capalot.

by Capalot2354 July 2, 2021

D-day capacitor

Noun. The part of the brain normally only found in female humans though not exclusively, which stores each and every little thing a partner does wrong, which is annoying, etc. Instead of sending the signal "They have done something you do not like. Tell them so they can learn and grow.", this brain centre will store all these incidents. Then, on the day they wish to dump their partner (D-day), this part of the brain will unleash all these stored memories to counteract the guilt caused in the act of dumping.

"And they told me of the time I did the laundry and left a dirty sock in the basket. And the time I asked to live together, and they assumed I meant right now. And one day cleaning the cutlery and pots, I left a fork on the counter, and..."
"Dude! They fully discharged their D-day capacitor on you! I'll never get why people do that instead of telling you right away, so it doesn't eat away at them and allows you to learn from your mistakes."

by Dirtcreature X1 May 28, 2018

caspain

When your get down sig'd by a Caspian while on the side of a platform

"Did you just Caspain me" - all of my friends at least once

by NOT DEAN 69 June 25, 2021

Caspar

Is a nice friendly person that everyone likes. His sexuality is straight. However, he has a preference for drugs and can be tempted very quickly. All in all, he's very welcome and you always want him to be with you.

let's ask Caspar if he can come

I think you've had enough for today

by Urban Mentor November 21, 2021

Caspar Alpsten

A musician from the UK

That Caspar Alpsten song was fire old boy

by JJaadelionsarecomin December 25, 2021

Caspar

Hes probably doing belamses or jerking off to stocky bitches

Hey, i think he’s a Caspar!

by Beschnöggelts May 25, 2022