Oddly shaped candle
Oddly shaped candle by Derpking666 December 30, 2023
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Lighting a candle
Lighting a candle by Omega Supreme July 8, 2024
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Lighting a candle
"Dude, did you just light a candle in my hot tub?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time, the jets were of."
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time, the jets were of."
Lighting a candle by Omega Supreme July 16, 2024
Shrek Dick Candle
A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.
Shrek Dick Candle by Shrieked January 30, 2025
Cake On Top Of The Candle
When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
Cake On Top Of The Candle by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch
Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016