Bruce Dusmez

Really Sporty guy, flex's too much though.

"Your so good at sports" "your a real Bruce Dusmez"
"i have bruce Dusmez skill"

by BigBerthaJenkins March 28, 2021

Bruce Willis

Any cop figure with father issues that causes a serious issue by trying to take down an undercover cop because he just wants his girl back and is trying to impress her.

Everything was going great, until Bruce Willis made the everyone take shots before they drove home.

by hansgruber616 April 13, 2015

Bruce Lees

Erect Nipples. A play on Bruce Lee being a "hard Nip". Probably first used in the Viz magazine's Roger's Profanisaurus.

It was such a cold day I could see Carla's Bruce Lees through her blouse.

by Alexmate November 9, 2018

L-Bruced

Being "L-Bruced", "Bruced", or "The Lenny Bruce Effect" is a modern slang coming from the oppression of stand up comics and free speech by US courts in 1964. To be "L-Bruced" can mean:
1. The negative result of a technically accurate story, or series of events, being told without context; resulting in a grievous misunderstanding.
2. When someone tells a story in such a way that the innocent look guilty.
3. If you "go for the joke" and get choked out by a cop from behind.

1. "Please don't set that on fire. . . I can't believe you are gonna let me get L-Bruced on my own Wedding night by that biatch bridesmaid with the fat hair"
2. "Actually officer, in the moonlight, with that hat and gun you do kind of. . .uuuurrrgghg *coff* uuurrggnnnhh".

by J.J.R. January 11, 2015

hungry bruce

When you take PCP and cut off your own dick and chew on it like bubblegum

Batterychef is in his room, doing a Hungry Bruce.

by Bigstinkydouce December 7, 2020

Sticky Bruce

Using vaseline to pleasure oneself. Sounds better then it works.

Gregory made a trip to Stop & Shop to stock up on some vaseline, as he planned to spend most of february vacation giving himself sticky Bruce's.

by Ike February 16, 2005

Bruce Banner

Bruce Banner are a Swedish thrashcore/power violence band. They have two vocalists: One screamer and one growler.

Bruce Banner do a sick cover of Demon by Septic Death.

by crustfan April 14, 2007